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Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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2nd Apr 03 at 21:33

[21:36:21] No Fear The..: hi ive just bought a vectra 2.5litre v6 24v
from dougy pauls
[21:36:31] No Fear The..: jet black
[21:36:38] kerry: wot model
[21:37

0] No Fear The..: dunno it gets delivered next monday after
MOT
[21:37

7] kerry: u dont know wot model
[21:37:22] No Fear The..: nah i just said, 'i will have that there'
[21:37:28] No Fear The..: coz my dad used to mechanic for him
[21:38

6] kerry: mmm
[21:38:10] kerry: i sniff somat
[21:38:18] No Fear The..: heard ote off whatshis name
[21:38:26] No Fear The..: u what?
[21:38:39] No Fear The..: go n have a look luv its in douglas paul
cars at bramley
[21:38:57] No Fear The..: ppl can do that when they r loaded
[21:39

7] kerry: so u took time to notice it was a v6 but not wot
model
[21:39:49] No Fear The..: its on the boot innit
[21:39:52] No Fear The..: course ill notice it
[21:40:32] kerry: so is model
[21:40:35] No Fear The..: sod it, corsa blows both yours n that away
anyway
[21:40:45] No Fear The..: 3litre v6 over that anyday

[21:42:36] kerry: i only asked model
[21:42:42] No Fear The..: i dont mind that
[21:42:46] kerry: sorry but u dont just buy a car without knowing
[21:42:47] No Fear The..: just the bollocks after it
[21:42:55] kerry: if u look on boot for engine
[21:42:59] kerry: then u see model
[21:42:59] No Fear The..: i dint know what make my corsa was
[21:43:15] No Fear The..: all it said, was ABS VECTRA 2.5 V6
[21:43:32] No Fear The..: its jet black with mortal front bumper
[21:44:40] kerry: mortal?
[21:44:43] No Fear The..: i dint take much notice of the first corsa i
got
[21:44:52] No Fear The..: yeah, u shud know
[21:45

1] kerry: no i cant say i do
[21:45:23] No Fear The..: theres me thinkin u knew it all for a minute
then
[21:45:30] kerry: i do
[21:45:34] kerry: about vectras
[21:45:46] kerry: ok so tell me the 3 models v6 come in
[21:46

2] No Fear The..: i dunno never had one before have i
[21:46:11] kerry: no idea?
[21:46:15] No Fear The..: not really
[21:46:55] No Fear The..: u tell me
[21:47:50] kerry: no

[21:47:54] No Fear The..: hahahaha
[21:48

2] kerry: wots so funny
[21:48

8] No Fear The..: then u say i know fuck all about veccy's
[21:48:25] kerry: i know everything about them
[21:48:32] kerry: i know wot 3 models a v6 comes in
[21:48:35] kerry: but im not gonna tell u
[21:48:36] No Fear The..: tell me then
[21:48:40] kerry: look it up
[21:48:41] No Fear The..: be my teacher for 5mins
[21:48:46] No Fear The..: ok will do
[21:50:52] No Fear The..: GSI
[21:51:17] No Fear The..: but im still lookin
[21:51:29] No Fear The..: but then again theres not just me thats just
learnt that
[21:51:44] kerry: pardon
[21:51:49] No Fear The..: read it
[21:51:54] kerry: the most obvious fuckin one is a gsi
[21:52

6] No Fear The..: satop bein jealous
[21:52

9] No Fear The..: stop
[21:52:13] kerry: if u dont know a vectra gsi is a v6 then u really no
nothing
[21:52:17] No Fear The..: u wud have told str8 away if u knew
[21:52:29] kerry: oh please
[21:52:32] No Fear The..: i had a gsi astra 1.6 turbo but that wasnt
v6
[21:52:36] kerry: vectra
[21:52:39] kerry: cant u read
[21:52:48] No Fear The..: im on the v6 engine
[21:53:13] No Fear The..: v6 engine was originally designed by subaru
for their rally motor
[21:53:51] No Fear The..: 6 cylly's in the shape of a v, which u
probably know
[21:54:11] kerry: 3 and 3 yes
[21:54:26] kerry: horizontal 2 the cross member
[21:54:50] No Fear The..: what kinda air compression leads do they
have
[21:55

8] No Fear The..: i cant get em for a corsa
[21:55:12] kerry: a v6 engine is shared with a saab
[21:56:18] No Fear The..: the 3litre v6 i had for my corsa was a
cortina engine
[21:56:34] kerry: and subaru are flat 6
[21:56:51] No Fear The..: colin mcCraes wasnt
[21:58

6] No Fear The..: know owt about corsas?
[21:58:20] kerry: yes
[21:58:38] No Fear The..: im not testin u, i need ya opinion
[21:58:44] kerry: yes i do
[21:59:23] kerry: the v6 was developed in conjunction with Lotus and
marks the start of the relationship between Lotus and
Vauxhall.
[21:59:52] No Fear The..: right im changin the gudgeon pin, for a
sports one, but would it fuck up my combustion chamber
seein asthough more compressed air will be igniting innit
[22

0:33] No Fear The..: my mate thinks it wont but im not sure
[22

1:51] No Fear The..: no?
[22

2:37] kerry: r u takin the piss out of me
[22

2:45] No Fear The..: no im bein reallllllyyyyy serious
[22

2:46] kerry: it depends on what PSI your triple overhead manifold
sprocket is running
[22

3:32] No Fear The..: arent sprockets what u get on a old chopper
bike lol
[22

8] kerry: not really had much involvement with forged pistons,
altho i would consider it for tuning a 1.6
[22

4:37] kerry: http://www.omegapistons.com/gudgeonpins.htm
[22

4:40] kerry: read that
[22

3] No Fear The..: my mate has a 1.6 escort ,fuckin rapid
[22

6] No Fear The..: i got a fiesta rs turbo for sale if u know
any1 who wants it
[22

6:13] No Fear The..: its cheap coz its nackered
[22

7:23] Andy Morley..: ello
[22

7:31] No Fear The..: hi
[22

7:32] kerry: elo
[22

7:47] Andy Morley..: u sold that corsa yet
[22

7:50] No Fear The..: yeah
[22

9] Andy Morley..: how much ya get for it
[22

8:21] No Fear The..: 4.600
[22

8:32] No Fear The..: sold the gt aswell ,crap to drive
[22

8:34] Andy Morley..: even though it was only worth 4k
[22

8:41] Andy Morley..: wot gt
[22

8:43] No Fear The..: yeah i told u about that kid
[22

0] No Fear The..: renault gt turbo, i bought that wi the money
from the black corsa
[22

9:24] Andy Morley..: why dont ya just buy a car then keep it
[22

9:26] kerry: brb lettin dogs out
[22

9:32] No Fear The..: boguht it off brian smith if u know him
[22

9:37] No Fear The..: coz i buy it, then find out its wank
[22

9:46] No Fear The..: i get bored
[22:10:12] Andy Morley..: you ever seen kerrys veccy
[22:10:27] No Fear The..: no i thought i did but it was my mates dads
she said
[22:10:50] Andy Morley..: hers is a cdx
[22:10:58] Andy Morley..: v6 jobby nice
[22:11

6] No Fear The..: dont know mucha bout vecy's
[22:11:10] Andy Morley..: full heated leather
[22:11:19] No Fear The..: me n my bird bought one for a nice drive
about motor
[22:11:32] No Fear The..: use kitted cars for cruises n that
[22:11:47] Andy Morley..: when ya buy 1
[22:12

6] No Fear The..: 4pm today
[22:12:13] Andy Morley..: why
[22:12:22] No Fear The..: for me n my gf
[22:12:34] Andy Morley..: wot did ya get
[22:12:39] Andy Morley..: model
[22:12:44] No Fear The..: not u n all
[22:12:46] Andy Morley..: 1.8 or summin
[22:12:53] Andy Morley..: not me wot
[22:12:54] No Fear The..: 2.5litre v6
[22:13

9] No Fear The..: your lass has been hassling me bcoz im
chilled out n dont give a fuck what i buy
[22:13

9] Andy Morley..: i dnt think they r quick
[22:13:15] Andy Morley..: my lass
[22:13:34] No Fear The..: im not bothered how not quick they r , i
said i want it as a nice drivin about car
[22:13:39] Andy Morley..: ive had a go in kerrys but they are 2 heavy
[22:13:40] No Fear The..: its not kittin up
[22:13:51] kerry: u asid it had a mortal bumper
[22:14

0] No Fear The..: that was already on it though
[22:14:11] No Fear The..: i couldnt say ' oi mate get that fuckin shit
off ' could i
[22:14:11] Andy Morley..: wot u on about kerry
[22:14:36] kerry: i stil dont believe u notice its a v6 got a mortal
bumper but not no model
[22:14:49] No Fear The..: i dont give a fuck what model it was
[22:15

5] Andy Morley..: r u on about the veccy
[22:15:10] No Fear The..: im not on about ote
[22:15:16] No Fear The..: fuck it
[22:16

8] Andy Morley..: how quick was the turbo corsa
[22:16:10] kerry: wot about insurance
[22:16:21] No Fear The..: corsa was runnin at 235 bhp
[22:16:27] kerry: do u tell them u dont give a fuk wot model when
changin details
[22:16:33] No Fear The..: had f28 g box in
[22:16:41] Andy Morley..: was i just a 2.o 16v with after market
turbo, or a c20let calibra turbo engine
[22:16:52] No Fear The..: do u tell your boyfriend what u say about
him to me when hes not in same conversation?
[22:16:53] kerry: no it was a 3.0 out a cortina
[22:17

4] No Fear The..: c20let
[22:17

7] No Fear The..: i got pvd kit for fittin
[22:17:13] Andy Morley..: she aint my g/f thanx
[22:17:14] No Fear The..: that was silver one kerry
[22:17:21] No Fear The..: im on about other
[22:17:29] Andy Morley..: why wot does she say about me
[22:17:35] No Fear The..: leave that with u 2
[22:17:46] Andy Morley..: ok
[22:18:10] Andy Morley..: ok
[22:18:19] Andy Morley..: ya got owt else for sale
[22:18:25] kerry: im sorry but the fastest corsa in uk does not run
235 bhp
[22:18:27] Andy Morley..: i wanna change
[22:18:30] No Fear The..: just a shit fezzy
[22:18:43] Andy Morley..: dnt like fords
[22:18:45] No Fear The..: no it runs at 740
[22:18:49] Andy Morley..: think they r shit
[22:18:51] No Fear The..: check total vauxhall
[22:18:57] kerry: why wots in there
[22:18:57] No Fear The..: nah im not keen
[22:19

1] Andy Morley..: 740 wot
[22:19

2] No Fear The..: buy it n see
[22:19:11] kerry: ok but wot do i need to look for
[22:19:22] kerry: a corsa thats 740 bhp?
[22:19:37] No Fear The..: andy ill msg ya , shes head doin with her
shit
[22:19:43] No Fear The Celts r here has left the conversation.

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by Kerry]

Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
User status: Offline

2nd Apr 03 at 21:35

Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
wot was 740bhp then
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
and said i want that vectra there n he sorted it all out for me
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
its a corsa 2.5i but its been tuned up to fuck
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
i mean proepr tuned
Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
for sale
Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
or feature
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
feat
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
thin they said it was most powerful i uk
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
in*
Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
in which month
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
sometime last summer
Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
total vauxhall
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
think so, i got the mag off my mate had a quick look then gave it him back
Andy Morley@POAH.com says:
ill have a look cos i got em all
Nailz_The_C€lt1c_W@rr1ør²ºº³© says:
yeah shud be in there

SueTelf

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:37

kerry we didnt need to see all that.

Kerry

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:37

shut up

Sooty

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:37

Vectra's are shite

Andy Morley

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:38

quote:
Originally posted by SueTelf
kerry we didnt need to see all that.

sue we dont need to see your fringe

SueTelf

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:42

Ok Andy. but i not got it now.....

pinky ;)

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:43

Andy Morley

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:43

lol
ya got a minge fringe instead

SueTelf

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:46

no i havent, sorry to dissapoint you.

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by SueTelf]

Adam-D

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Location: Cheshire
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2nd Apr 03 at 21:46

wtf waz that all about i read it dont understand it er some git who knows nowt bout veccys and sommit bout a corsa er am i right
do i win a prize?
kerry ure lovly........................

Adam-D

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:47

sorry got carried away............................................

Andy Morley

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:48

quote:
Originally posted by SueTelf
no i havent, sorry to dissapoint you.

[Edited on 02-04-2003 by SueTelf]

that isnt wot marv told me

SueTelf

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:49

....... lies i tel thee

Joff

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2nd Apr 03 at 21:58

Andy Morley, how's your ass now?

SueTelf

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:01

it will b on da floor wen i get him..

Adam-D

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:03

what the hell is goin on??????????????

DaveC

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:05

not many of them 3.0 cortina engines about u know.... must be very special that!

Adam-D

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:07

eh? what?

DaveC

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2nd Apr 03 at 22:12

quote:
Originally posted by Kerry

[21:56:18] No Fear The..: the 3litre v6 i had for my corsa was a
cortina engine

that bit!

maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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3rd Apr 03 at 00:09

sorry kerry.......but what do u expect he is a TIM

Kerry

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3rd Apr 03 at 07:37

wots a tim?

maybes_aye_maybes_naw

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3rd Apr 03 at 10:48

a TIM is a scottish term for a celtic supporter ( im guessing the unfortunate lad is one by what he has as his name on msn)

Andy

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3rd Apr 03 at 11:19

Can't believe you invested so much time in this conversation!

Andy Morley

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3rd Apr 03 at 11:25

funny as fuck though, he just lies his balls off all the time

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