Simon
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Talking about this recently with some mates, I have always done it but I have mates who have been in relationships for several years and have never released in front of their other half, normally making excuses and leaving the room  Thoughts?
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C2RL R
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always fart on the first date. if she sticks around you know she's a keeper. everyone should at some point fart in bed then throw the cover over her head and trap her in.
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taylorboosh
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Me and my mrs regularly shit in each others presence...
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stu_c
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me and the missus have competions who can be the smelliest or loudest and now my 2 year old girl has joined in
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Fro
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Yes. And burp. Majority of the time she is not impressed.
All about farting under the covers then pulling the duvet over your heads
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bigboykarl
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i lay on my side facing away from our girt..i say cuddle me i'm cold ..when she tucks into me i fart on her legs ...she goes mad knees me up the arse etc...i'm usually laughing too much to care
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nibnob21
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
everyone should at some point fart in bed then throw the cover over her head and trap her in.
Ahh the old dutch oven they call it  I fart all the time in front of my girlfriend, she just tends to burp a lot lol.
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Tom
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Hell yeah, she wouldn't dare though
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C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
i lay on my side facing away from our girt..
with a name like Girt i'd say she probably farts more than you
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P1CK4D
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
quote:
Originally posted by bigboykarl
i lay on my side facing away from our girt..
with a name like Girt i'd say she probably farts more than you
also, "our girt", do you share it with others?
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alan-g-w
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I didn't do it till about 6 months in. I actually did it by mistake when I got up off the bed, it was an absolute ripper as well. I've kind of looked round to see what kind of face she was pulling but fortunatley enough she was just killing herself laughing.
I mind we were in her's one night when I had a bit of an acidic stomach, my farts were stripping the paper off the walls. We were lying in her bed and I had the bloats so let tried to let out a wee silent number - it kind of worked, she kind of twitched her head and ased if I farted. 'No, no, must have been something outside' and she bought it, yass in the clear I thought. But then about 10-15 seconds later the smell creeped up the bed we had to open her window it was that bad, I was crying with laughter
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Mertin
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Yes I do it. Usually get the "oh that stinks" or "your disgusting" although she has done it once in front of me and il never let her forget that when she moans at me
Best is doing it in her bed while shes getting ready 
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alan-g-w
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I always hold them in during sex though, that's just bad chat
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Root
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with my ex, yes, used to let them rip like no tomorrow cus it's just natural.
but with current new gf, try to hold them in if I can
The best one is the gas chamber, if you share a bed...fart all night, in the morning, hold their head under the quilt. It fucking reeks
Does anybody else suffer from "after sex fart[s]"? I seem to let / bottle up a big one after sex lol
[Edited on 10-02-2011 by Root]
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C2RL R
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yeah i do mate. something to do with shaking up your insides while you're pounding away i reckon.
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Sam
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I think it's safe to say everyone - both men and women - fart in the presence of one's significant other!
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adiohead
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I used to hold them in 'til the point of sharting 
But now I just let rip if I need to
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Simon
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I think if you don't do it from the outset you get stuck waiting for the ideal time, when becomes the right time to take your relationship to that next level?
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adiohead
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When you've done a stinky poo in her toilet, imo
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Root
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
When you've done a stinky poo in her toilet, imo
I don't fart in her prescence but I did this the other day
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Simon
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So what do you do about it Root? If you leave the room briefly you don't want to accidently dog tail it back in
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Root
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
So what do you do about it Root? If you leave the room briefly you don't want to accidently dog tail it back in
usually I say I'm off to the toilet, go in there, let it rip, wait for a while n walk back in lol
..I bet she thinks I've got a weak bladder or constant diarrhea lol
[Edited on 10-02-2011 by Root]
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Hammer
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Been out with the missus for about 18 months and never farted in her presence
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Warren G
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nope
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