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Author just my missus thats a cheeky bint?
Matty W
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16th Feb 11 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So I was gona spend tonight catching up on well deserved ps3 time, but my missus rang me and asked if is take her to the trafford center.. stupid me said yeah.. so I'm getting dragged round shops full of staff judging me with their fake smiles.. then she goes, can you atleast pretend to enjoy it, its not a lot to ask

Fucking women!
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16th Feb 11 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Easy way to sort this out. Invite her round and get her to watch you play the PS3. When she acts bored simply say "can you at least pretend to enjoy it"
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Same comment next time you're in bed, she'll love it.
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Do what I did last time I got dragged there. If someone is in your way, Put the nearest thing into their baskets weather it be things they are selling or parts of the displays. Then see if you can see what their faces are like when they get to the till.

Even funnier in Boots with the oldies and packs of condoms and lubes!
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I'd rather spend time with my bird than play a computer game to be honest...
Plus I love shopping.
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonney
Do what I did last time I got dragged there. If someone is in your way, Put the nearest thing into their baskets weather it be things they are selling or parts of the displays. Then see if you can see what their faces are like when they get to the till.

Even funnier in Boots with the oldies and packs of condoms and lubes!


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16th Feb 11 at 20:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just refuse to go now. Or moan all the way round.
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I'd rather spend time with my bird than play a computer game to be honest...
Plus I love shopping.


Man up FFS. Unless spending time means you have your trousers round your ankles, PS3 wins hands down.
Matty W
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16th Feb 11 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Probably wouldn't mind if I could afford to buy anything. Just ffs'd out loud.. got well moody. Gona be a quiet ride home
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Easy way to sort this out. Invite her round and get her to watch you play the PS3. When she acts bored simply say "can you at least pretend to enjoy it"

LOL
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I'd rather spend time with my bird than play a computer game to be honest...
Plus I love shopping.


Man up FFS. Unless spending time means you have your trousers round your ankles, PS3 wins hands down.


It always leads to that one way or another...

Edit: Plus I don't even have a games console

[Edited on 16-02-2011 by BluKoo]
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Love shopping, dont own a console, love spending time with the mrs...

She is a cover up for your homosexuality.
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16th Feb 11 at 21:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm with Bonney. Find things to entertain yourself.

Whittie is a Pro at shopping centre entertainment btw. Surprised he never got knocked out tho!

[Edited on 16-02-2011 by Gary]
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Abandon your missus and go and hunt down the girl Ben J's been raving on about

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I love the hot girl called Claire at the Nespresso Boutique in Selfridges, Trafford Centre
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
I just refuse to go now. Or moan all the way round.


He's no lying.

However, its nearly led to me beltin' him about the head a few times. The only thing that stops me is the fact I have the patience of a saint

So unless you want to explain to the lads down the pub how you became the latest victim to domestic violence, I'd avoid following Ecks lead.
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quote:
Originally posted by music1990
So I was gona spend tonight catching up on well deserved ps3 time, but my missus rang me and asked if is take her to the trafford center.. stupid me said yeah.. so I'm getting dragged round shops full of staff judging me with their fake smiles.. then she goes, can you atleast pretend to enjoy it, its not a lot to ask

Fucking women!


you must make the most of a bad situation my dear man. topshop river island lipsy all places i go with the g/f and ALL are excellent places for fanny! The fact your with the gf makes you all the more appealing so you get some right saucy looks. use the force my son use the force
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Originally posted by derick-sport
quote:
Originally posted by music1990
So I was gona spend tonight catching up on well deserved ps3 time, but my missus rang me and asked if is take her to the trafford center.. stupid me said yeah.. so I'm getting dragged round shops full of staff judging me with their fake smiles.. then she goes, can you atleast pretend to enjoy it, its not a lot to ask

Fucking women!


you must make the most of a bad situation my dear man. topshop river island lipsy all places i go with the g/f and ALL are excellent places for fanny! The fact your with the gf makes you all the more appealing so you get some right saucy looks. use the force my son use the force


Wise words from the great philosopher there
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16th Feb 11 at 22:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just do what your fucking told you bunch of cunts.
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Just do what your fucking told you bunch of cunts.


How come you have a computer in your kitchen?
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Did you suddenly grown a set of bollocks!?
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And a backbone, all in one day
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Growing up fast, young old man.
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fight!
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Just do what your fucking told you bunch of cunts.


How come you have a computer in your kitchen?



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