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Matty W

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Registered: 31st Jan 11
Location: Ashton-in-Makerfield, Greater Manchester
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17th Feb 11 at 14:52

Anyone else suffer from it? It's a right ballache on a night out

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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17th Feb 11 at 14:57

no; I used to but then I started losing my clothes in inappropriate locations and times so now I just get it out at any given opportunity and don't suffer from bashful bladder

Budgie

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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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17th Feb 11 at 15:06

when you break the seal on the night out there is no shy bladder.
you'll go anywhere in any condition, fact.

VrsTurbo

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Registered: 8th Jun 10
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17th Feb 11 at 15:12

are you just scared of getting your willy out in public tiolets

AlunJ

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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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17th Feb 11 at 15:14

I suffer this

pain in the ass when I can piss for Britain as well

Matty W

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Registered: 31st Jan 11
Location: Ashton-in-Makerfield, Greater Manchester
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17th Feb 11 at 15:16

I've got no problem getting it out.. but it just won't work at the piss stones.. so I wait for a cubicle and when I finally get one it still won't work. Just standing there willing it to start. Trying to brake the seal is the problem

[Edited on 17-02-2011 by music1990]

Ben J

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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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17th Feb 11 at 15:17

I can always piss.

Ste M

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Registered: 28th Oct 09
Location: Blackpool
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17th Feb 11 at 15:19

Wish I had shy balls tbh

Matty W

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Registered: 31st Jan 11
Location: Ashton-in-Makerfield, Greater Manchester
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17th Feb 11 at 15:20

It's a real medical condition.. I googled it once whilst I was waiting for it to start

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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17th Feb 11 at 15:20

I enjoy getting my willy out in the company of other men.

Ste M

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Location: Blackpool
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17th Feb 11 at 15:22

quote:
Originally posted by music1990
It's a real medical condition.. I googled it once whilst I was waiting for it to start

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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17th Feb 11 at 15:27

quote:
Originally posted by Ste M

quote:
Originally posted by music1990
It's a real medical condition.. I googled it once whilst I was waiting for it to start

Jambo

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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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17th Feb 11 at 15:48

I have it too.

Cubicles ftw

adiohead

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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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17th Feb 11 at 16:18

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
I have it too.

Cubicles ftw

I suffer.

I once stood at the urinals in the Astoria in London for about 20mins trying to piss

Gary

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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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17th Feb 11 at 16:18

Just think of something else. Anything at all thats not to do with peeing and it'll come

[Edited on 17-02-2011 by Gary]

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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17th Feb 11 at 16:19

I get stage fright sometimes too, not so bad when Im pissed though

Budgie

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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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17th Feb 11 at 17:02

what you can do is get a toilet buddy who puts your mind onto something different when at the urinal.

good examples of this are asking you:
'you got rid of that rash?'
'how's sleeping with your sister going?'

so instead of worrying about other people focusing in your bladder control they just get to think your some sort of wincest perv.

it helps trust

Joe

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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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17th Feb 11 at 18:29

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
I have it too.

Cubicles ftw

Then you look like the guy who can't get his dick out in front of people.

I accept my small willy and can wee where I want.

Pete_vxl

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Registered: 24th Nov 06
Location: Lochgelly, Fife
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17th Feb 11 at 18:33

I practically start to piss myself then by the time i get to the toilet im a-ok

Bart

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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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17th Feb 11 at 18:42

breaking the seal is a PITA, for me if I carry on drinking pints, i'll be pissing every 15 mins, and it only ever seems to be me going every 15 mins.

Stage freight at the toilets is horrible also, espically if your queing for the loo and you know theres 5 people either side of you, and another 5 people watching/waiting behind in the queue.

cunningham

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Registered: 25th May 05
Location: Lochore, Fife
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17th Feb 11 at 19:52

i dunno what it is with me but i prefer cubicles think im used to pissing in an actual toilet. You dont get splashback as after a few pints you can piss really hard resulting in alot of splashback

Ryan

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Registered: 23rd Jun 08
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17th Feb 11 at 20:02

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
what you can do is get a toilet buddy who puts your mind onto something different when at the urinal.

good examples of this are asking you:
'you got rid of that rash?'
'how's sleeping with your sister going?'

so instead of worrying about other people focusing in your bladder control they just get to think your some sort of wincest perv.

it helps trust

Incest = Win?

Budgie

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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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17th Feb 11 at 22:48

quote:
Originally posted by Ryan

quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
what you can do is get a toilet buddy who puts your mind onto something different when at the urinal.

good examples of this are asking you:
'you got rid of that rash?'
'how's sleeping with your sister going?'

so instead of worrying about other people focusing in your bladder control they just get to think your some sort of wincest perv.

it helps trust

Incest = Win?

yep

Mike

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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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17th Feb 11 at 23:18

Happened to me a couple of times although it was at one of those times were you don't particularly need it but it'd be a while before you got the opportunity again so you might as well. Two times I remember it was because there was someone directly next to me and the second time there was a woman stood behind us too

She'd walked in with her son just after I got the old lad out so that didn't help either especially when she was shouting to her mate outside how there was 2 blokes in having a slash and she didn't know where to look

John

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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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17th Feb 11 at 23:22

I get this and I also need to piss every 5 minutes when out drinking, irony.

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