DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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.....I'm selling something for £1,350 and someone U2U'd me asking me:
quote:
hi mate, got a corsa here with 34k miles 10 month mot and 5 month tax, drives superb 1 prev owner if you fancy a swap?
Which turned out to be a 1997 Corsa B that they had up for sale for £850..
To which I replied:
quote:
I wouldnt value it at anywhere near £850 let alone what I'm after I'm afraid so not a chance.
And now apparently I'm a "Fool" 
Anyone want to swap their cow for some magic beans? 
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SeanXE
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Registered: 17th Jan 09
Location: Luton
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
.....I'm selling something for £1,350 and someone U2U'd me asking me:
quote:
hi mate, got a corsa here with 34k miles 10 month mot and 5 month tax, drives superb 1 prev owner if you fancy a swap?
Which turned out to be a 1997 Corsa B that they had up for sale for £850..
To which I replied:
quote:
I wouldnt value it at anywhere near £850 let alone what I'm after I'm afraid so not a chance.
And now apparently I'm a "Fool"
Anyone want to swap their cow for some magic beans?
I have a cow, only has 3 legs though. will have to sort something out.
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Jambo
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Chancers mate.
Get it on eBay ALL the time. pita
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GF-91
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I'll swap you a drawing of a spider which I value at £1350. Straight swap?
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DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
I'll swap you a drawing of a spider which I value at £1350. Straight swap?
Best offer so far 
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Mike
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A nimrod and a fool, carry on like this and you'll have a whole collection of names in no time
You should have said no but I have a donkey that is currently advertised for £350 and ask if he wants a swap on that 
[Edited on 21-02-2011 by Mike B]
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DaveyLC
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....Also If I want a Corsa B I'll just hold one back from weighing the fucker in..
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GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
I'll swap you a drawing of a spider which I value at £1350. Straight swap?
Best offer so far
So R we on 4 it bro? meet u at motorway services and i'll be waiting with my trademark ripped jeans and dad's slippers along with my 4x4 gypo truck
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sc0ott
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its probably had the clocks changed.
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MarkSport
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Take it it's the guy off here with the silver 5 door for sale?
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Eck
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You could have politely declined instead of being a cock though.
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Ian W
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
You could have politely declined instead of being a cock though.
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Steve
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from his ad
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handbrake light comes on when you go right but does not affect driving
someone needs to check there brake fluid level
sounds like its been well looked after then 
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LeeM
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ive got an exhaust up for sale on pistonheads. had an email from a guy saying hed have it if i dropped the price AND fitted it. prick got told where to go
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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In other words someone wants something cheap and can't be bothered to fit it himself 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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AndyCorsaSport
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Location: Horsforth, West Yorkshire
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Swap you my crumpled £5 note for a nice crisp £50? 
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redtom
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Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsaSport
Swap you my crumpled £5 note for a nice crisp £50?
Still got the £5 note mate? im up for a swap for my £50
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jacko198
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Location: Buckinghamshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Chancers mate.
Get it on eBay ALL the time. pita
Whats pita bread got to do with it 
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pow
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Yeah, you minrod bodging fool cunt
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AndyCorsaSport
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quote:
Originally posted by redtom
quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsaSport
Swap you my crumpled £5 note for a nice crisp £50?
Still got the £5 note mate? im up for a swap for my £50
Yes i have many
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
....Also If I want a Corsa B I'll just hold one back from weighing the fucker in..
Still waiting for my C 
[Edited on 21-02-2011 by Ian]
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
You could have politely declined instead of being a cock though.
After being insulted?
Ok.
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Eck
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Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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If you read it correctly, you'd find it was before
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