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BluKoo
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20th Mar 11 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate just showed this to me on facebook. Funny as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJzdX5oO84&feature=player_embedded#at=27
chris_uk
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20th Mar 11 at 22:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
omg im in tears!
C2RL R
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20th Mar 11 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OMG I've not laughed that much in ages! Fucking brilliant!
Brett
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Jambo
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20th Mar 11 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


His face
JonnyJ
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20th Mar 11 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo


His face


Her face makes me laugh. Looks so fucking bored
BluKoo
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I love the fact that the noise is made by a little fanny fart in his throat. Odd as fuck
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo


His face


Her face makes me laugh. Looks so fucking bored


Is that how Mrs JJ's face looks during?
C2RL R
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20th Mar 11 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've just posted it on my facebook. Everyone needs to see this!
JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie-C
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo


His face


Her face makes me laugh. Looks so fucking bored


Is that how Mrs JJ's face looks during?


If i draw that face on my right hand then yes
Jamie-C
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_Allan_
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Ian W
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20th Mar 11 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahaha
richc
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20th Mar 11 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GQBgBimlB0&feature=related
stu_c
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20th Mar 11 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tghis is weird as my mates turtle has just bin havin sex this mornin!!!
C2RL R
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Did it sound like that?
stu_c
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yes!! he came and woke me up at 8 this mornin i was pissing my sides watchin. will put a vid up tomorrow when i get it off his phone
_Allan_
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yes!! he came and woke me up at 8 this mornin i was pissing my sides watchin. will put a vid up tomorrow when i get it off his phone


No thanks, whatever floats your 'mates' boat tbh
Ingham
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deano87
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21st Mar 11 at 06:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cream pie.
xa0s
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We used to have 12 tortoises so it doesn't seem funny to me lol, I always wondered WTF they were doing when I was like 3... What the video doesn't show you is that they proper go at it and then roll backwards and can't turn themselves back over, so every few hours we had to go outside and turn them back over... That's how they die in the wild because foxes eat them and shit because they can't right themselves.
alan-g-w
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Aye because they'd stand a chance at running away from a fox if they were the right side up...
SetH
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Originally posted by alan-g-w
Aye because they'd stand a chance at running away from a fox if they were the right side up...


ROFL
Huwsi
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Originally posted by alan-g-w
Aye because they'd stand a chance at running away from a fox if they were the right side up...



Nath
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