emicen
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Being a bloke I'm not averse to a prolonged session on the throne. Read a couple of magazine articles or chapter of a book maybe. I'm sure most of you have your own preferences.
Yet today in work I wandered in to trap 2 and there spied on the floor a tooth pick and its wrapper laying nearby.
Is dental hygeine really something to be addressing whilst crapping?
Something about it just seems wrong, you wouldn't brush your teeth having a shite, you wouldn't eat whilst having one. Really sticking anything in your mouth whilst in the act is a bit 
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Brett
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I've brushed my teeth whilst having a shit many a time, seeing as the sink is next to the bog anyway. May as well kill two birds.
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adiohead
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
I've had a wank whilst having a shit many a time, seeing as the sink is next to the bog anyway. May as well kill two birds.
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by emicen
Being a bloke I'm not averse to a prolonged session on the throne. Read a couple of magazine articles or chapter of a book maybe. I'm sure most of you have your own preferences.
Yet today in work I wandered in to trap 2 and there spied on the floor a tooth pick and its wrapper laying nearby.
Is dental hygeine really something to be addressing whilst crapping?
Something about it just seems wrong, you wouldn't brush your teeth having a shite, you wouldn't eat whilst having one. Really sticking anything in your mouth whilst in the act is a bit
I've been known to do this 
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Ojc
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Oh Conway, jesus 
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Simon
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Brushing teeth yes, Im all about being efficient. Eating, no. If you ate too much whilst on there you may get stuck in a never ending circle of constant eating/shitting
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chrisritch
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normally have a browse of Twitter
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mwg
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Most morning I brush my teeth whilst dropping the kids off. Multi-tasking 
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Xs
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I usually browse the internet on my phone, failing that I read the backs of shampoo etc lol.
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adiohead
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I used to talk to a can of Elnett hairspray and pretend the woman was my gf.
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alan-g-w
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This thread reminds me of my mate at my old work. He used to say that the best thing about the day was his morning shite. His actual words to me at one point were 'there's nothin better than sittin doin a shite with a coffee in one hand an a fag in the other'
Personally could never put something in my mouth while sitting on the toilet.
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Ojc
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_Allan_
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bad times
I have had many a wank while dropping the kids off.
Should see the looks I get from the other parents in the school yard
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Hammer
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Maybe the toothpick was to pick the dangleberries from his arse to flick at the back of the door?
I have been known to partake in dangleberry darts from time to time.
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Whittie
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I usually play on angry birds or browse the internet. Sometimes resort to reading shampoo bottle instructions, if my phone isn't on me.
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Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
This thread reminds me of my mate at my old work. He used to say that the best thing about the day was his morning shite. His actual words to me at one point were 'there's nothin better than sittin doin a shite with a coffee in one hand an a fag in the other'
Personally could never put something in my mouth while sitting on the toilet.
Coffee and a cig go hand in hand. Throw in a poo and your onto a right winner!!
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alan-g-w
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At very least you'd surely need to wait till you've smoked it to wipe
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emicen
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Forums, twitter or facebook in work. Book or mag at home.
There's something deliciously seedy about poking someone with your trousers round your ankles
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SXIBLK
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Originally posted by Whittie
I usually play on angry birds or browse the internet. Sometimes resort to reading shampoo bottle instructions, if my phone isn't on me.
thought it was only me with the shampoo etc
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alan-g-w
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Originally posted by emicen
here's something deliciously seedy about poking someone with your trousers round your ankles
You finger birds while sitting on the shitter?
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Daniel_Corsa
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Sit and surf the net on my phone usually or play cover orange!
April '06' Corsasport Feature Car  | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
I usually play on angry birds or browse the internet. Sometimes resort to reading shampoo bottle instructions, if my phone isn't on me.
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JaffaTB
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read my mums take a breaks/thats life magazines if im at home, my favorite headline is "they tortured my disabled son"
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A1EX
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Imagine a woman who'd give you a bj whilst squeezing one out, she'd be a keeper.....?
Read a book by a fella called Tucker Max who apparently had this happen, he was trying to push her sexual limits.
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Partyvan
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Originally posted by A1EX
Imagine a woman who'd give you a bj whilst squeezing one out, she'd be a keeper.....?
Read a book by a fella called Tucker Max who apparently had this happen, he was trying to push her sexual limits.
I had a bird who swore she could only orgasm by having a guy lick her ass while she flicked the bean.
Not hugely relevant but I thought I'd share that with you anyway 
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