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Tiger

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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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7th Apr 03 at 21:26

THE

RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING

READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING

FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

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TOOTHBRUSH.........

1.0to2.0

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7th Apr 03 at 21:27

lol

antscorsa

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Location: london
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7th Apr 03 at 21:28

i got it

Tiger

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8th Apr 03 at 17:26

Anyone else?

Adam

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8th Apr 03 at 17:27

you should brush up and down not sideways

RickV6

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Location: Midlands
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8th Apr 03 at 17:29

Thought it may be a toilet brush!

Adam-D

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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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8th Apr 03 at 17:30

not if uve got a brace!

Tiger

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Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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8th Apr 03 at 17:30

Why do you stick a toilet brush in a warm fleshy hole? you sick fukker

Tiger

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8th Apr 03 at 17:31

quote:
Originally posted by Adam
you should brush up and down not sideways

I bet you 95% of the population dont give a fcuk - ill put a tenner on it with you.

[Edited on 08-04-2003 by Tiger]

Adam

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8th Apr 03 at 17:33

quote:
Originally posted by Tiger

quote:
Originally posted by Adam
you should brush up and down not sideways

I bet you 95% of the poplutation dont give a fcuk - ill put a tener on it with you.

I bet you 95% of the poplutation think you should STFU!

Tiger

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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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8th Apr 03 at 17:33

I bet you 95% of the population wanna sh!te in your mouth.

Matty J

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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Heybridge, Essex!
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8th Apr 03 at 17:34

Did'nt get it but twas a good riddle!

Adam

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8th Apr 03 at 17:34

GTF

Tiger

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8th Apr 03 at 17:39

Adam - i love you

Bonus

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Location: Cheltenham
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8th Apr 03 at 17:45

I got it 2!

quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
I bet you 95% of the population wanna sh!te in your mouth.

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