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Author Riddle - see if you can guess before the end of it...
Tiger
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7th Apr 03 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
THE

RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING

READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING

FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

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TOOTHBRUSH.........

1.0to2.0
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7th Apr 03 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
antscorsa
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7th Apr 03 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i got it
Tiger
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8th Apr 03 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyone else?
Adam
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you should brush up and down not sideways
RickV6
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8th Apr 03 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thought it may be a toilet brush!
Adam-D
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8th Apr 03 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not if uve got a brace!
Tiger
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8th Apr 03 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why do you stick a toilet brush in a warm fleshy hole? you sick fukker
Tiger
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8th Apr 03 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam
you should brush up and down not sideways


I bet you 95% of the population dont give a fcuk - ill put a tenner on it with you.


[Edited on 08-04-2003 by Tiger]
Adam
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8th Apr 03 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
quote:
Originally posted by Adam
you should brush up and down not sideways


I bet you 95% of the poplutation dont give a fcuk - ill put a tener on it with you.


I bet you 95% of the poplutation think you should STFU!
Tiger
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8th Apr 03 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I bet you 95% of the population wanna sh!te in your mouth.
Matty J
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8th Apr 03 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did'nt get it but twas a good riddle!
Adam
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GTF
Tiger
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Adam - i love you
Bonus
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8th Apr 03 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I got it 2!

quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
I bet you 95% of the population wanna sh!te in your mouth.


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