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kz
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8th Apr 03 at 23:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She's fucked me around and made my life hell and I've lost friends because of her. The usually from women then! How do I get my sweet revenge? The only thing I have over her is pictures of her just in her thong... maybe post this around College? btw if anyone wants the pic u2u me

[Edited on 11-04-2003 by kz]
Makarus
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8th Apr 03 at 23:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah get her piccy up and shame her. Feel free to send me a copy..........best not be raw.
Munchie
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8th Apr 03 at 23:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just bum her
Cosmo
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8th Apr 03 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
send one to me and Ill post it up here!

The best way is sleep with her mum, sorted!
kz
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8th Apr 03 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah but her mum is in Italy! lol she lives in England with her sister... maybe I could just fudge her I'll reply to u2u's tomorrow okay you dirty bastardios!
PeteMTBer
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8th Apr 03 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How old is her sister though? lol
kz
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8th Apr 03 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
umm... 21 soon, and im 18... sounds good to me
Cosmo
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8th Apr 03 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what about dad, grandparents? any of them here?

youcould fuck her grandma, sure she would love that
Makarus
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8th Apr 03 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah fuck her sister, send me the piccys though.
Cosmo
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8th Apr 03 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get one sent to me tonight mate and ill put it here, saves you emailing them to everyone!

Samuraituning@aol.com
Munchie
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8th Apr 03 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
PeteMTBer
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8th Apr 03 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a photo of you doin her sister and send it to her. lol
Cosmo
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8th Apr 03 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or better yet, invite her round for a 'chat' and make sure your fucking her sister when she gets there!
Plymouth_Corsa
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8th Apr 03 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does she drive? make sure all her tyres are let down one evening, so she is late for work....

remove her windscreen wipers on a rainy day....

Lodge something in her exhaust so it causes the engine to blow up...

Advertise something of hers in the local free trader paper, and she'll keep getting lots of phone calls....

steal her cat (if she has one, and of the pet kind)....

collect all the junk mail you can for about 3 months, from your mates, from work, anywhere, then post it all to her in one large lump....so it takes ages to sort out, make sure you do it in time with the postman...so she'll spend ages sorting through it all to see whats rubbish, and whats important.

Wait by her door when the postman comes, and say "ah thanks" thus taking her post as ypu walk off....

Steal her milk (if it gets delivered)...

Phone up from your home to her work, and say she might be in late because she's busy screwing you...then when she comes in the boss wont be too happy.

Post in a resignation to her boss when she is on holiday (if she goes away) then when she comes back her job has gone....


failing all that.........shaft her sister!
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8th Apr 03 at 23:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Grow up and stop being so immature
Munchie
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8th Apr 03 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at si!!!!!
Adam_B
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8th Apr 03 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Forget about her and move on.
LoudandProud
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8th Apr 03 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
just bum her


nice to see u have the same respose for evry girl problem there munchie

[Edited on 08-04-2003 by LoudandSlow]
Munchie
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9th Apr 03 at 00:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know lad!!!! tell me bout it!!! its da best thing u can do tho to resolve ure issues!! not that ive bumed any1 lol
LoudandProud
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9th Apr 03 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
from the sounds of it ur talking from experience so i wont ask me more Q's
Adam_B
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9th Apr 03 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Where do u put ur thumb then when u finger a girl ?
LoudandProud
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9th Apr 03 at 00:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on her clit shuts em right up
LoudandProud
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9th Apr 03 at 00:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and u mean this thumb
Munchie
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9th Apr 03 at 00:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
Where do u put ur thumb then when u finger a girl ?


dat meant 2 b a joke?!
LoudandProud
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9th Apr 03 at 00:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he might not know, might be getting ready for his first g/f and dont wanna be un-prepared

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