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Author Sadam's Chouffer :):)
Stoneyginger
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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were cruisin down the I-69 highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. It was killed instantly, so Saddam informs the driver to: "Go to the farm over the bypass and explain to the pig's owner what happened."An hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his
clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happened to you?" asks Saddam. "Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 21 year old daughter made passionate love to me."My God! What did you tell them?" asked the President. The driver answered: "Good afternoon, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and have just killed the pig."
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nice one.
corb
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had to read it a couple of times but
myke
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quality
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made me laugh once i figured it out too
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Whats the difference between Sadam Hussain and a sperm?




One comes from Baghdad, the other comes from ya Dad's bag!
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oh hey. ahhh i get it. well witty :lmao:
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@ PeterMTBer
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minter!
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Phil321
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That joke is so old. Last time I heard it it was Posh Spice and 'I just killed the cow'.

 
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