Lights
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Registered: 24th Mar 03
Location: Ireland
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An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After lying there a few
> minutes the
>
> old man farts and says, "Seven points."
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old
> man
>
> replies, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one
> go and
>
> says, "Touchdown, tied score."
>
> After about five minutes the old man farts again and says,Touchdown,
> I'm
>
> ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says,
>
> "Touchdown,tied score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker
> and
>
> says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." now the pressure's on, and the
> old man
>
> refuses to get beaten by a woman so he strains real hard, but to no
> avail.
>
> Regarding a defeat as totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he
> has
>
> but, instead of farting, he shits the bed. The wife looks and says,
> "What the
>
> hell was that?
" The old man replies, "Half-time. Switch sides."
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