blebo
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Wheelchair Demon
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her
wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the nursing home,
taking corners on one
wheel
and getting up to maximum speed on the long
corridors. Because the
poor
woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,
the other residents
tolerated her, and some of the males
actually joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor
when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm
outstretched.
"STOP!", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have
you got a license for
that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and
pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said,
and away Ethel sped
down
the hall. As she took the corner near the TV
lounge on one
wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of
her and shouted, "STOP!
Have
you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into
her handbag, pulled out
a
drink
coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded
and said, "Carry on,
ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor
before the front door,
Crazy
Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, holding a very
sizable
erection in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said
Ethel,
"not the breathalyzer again."
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