Dan
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Needing to get a bit of revenge on my brother in law and his wife.
My little boy went out with them yesterday, and being only 5 months old, hes never worn a football kit. My family are all man utd fans, as is the missus (i converted her). Her family are all big villa fans.
So when they brought him home to the missus after a few hour out, he has a villa kit on (it was there childs kit from a few years back).
So a pic was sent to me and posted all over facebook.
Obviously this has wound me up considerably.
After 5 mins of thinking, ive decided im going to get aload of flags and hang them out of all there windows. The house is on a busy street, so its going to been seen by lots of friends etc etc.
Where can i find them cheap as chips? Ebay seems to be 6 or 7 quid each for a big flag. Can i better that?
Any better suggestions as well??
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Ingham
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Ebay would probably be the best bet I'd think, have a shop around on there.
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sc0ott
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Take a picture of them kissing then photoshop another guy on brother in law and then send him it.
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Ingham
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OR steal their child.
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DannyB
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Paint their house in the colours of a team they hate
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taylorboosh
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rape his wife
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Eck
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Originally posted by john-d
Tie him in a chair, and make him watch as you rape his wife's arse, then slowly thrust a knife into her heart while licking the tears off of her face
[Edited on 06-08-2011 by Eck]
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Mike GSi
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TWOC his car and speed through a speed camera imho.
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sc0ott
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Whilst we are on the subject of taking it too far anyone seen the film 'seed'?
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?bmb=1&v=XGOOTuKc52k
Nsfw.
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Matt L
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eck you do concern me with some of the things you say  .
as for dan... why not get one of those bumper sticker things with a team on he doesnt like and slap it over his car or get a few tbh will take a while to get them off i imagine.
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Ronson
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
rape his wife
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Jed D
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may get some ideas from these ones..
me and the lasses mother had a wind up session with eachother once...
she got me on the wind ups live on tony horn in the morning (radio show in the north east) as we had a letter about the dog craps in our back yard, radio station phoned me posing as the housing association threatening to kick me out and i was shouting down the phone "f**king" this and that
so i went round hers in the night (knowing that she always forgets to lock the back door) and stole her new puppy, leaving the door and gate wide open on the way out she cried
also back then i was on her insurance policy as the additional driver, she only went and made a fake speeding ticket, looked proper legit, time, area and date that i was driving.....
stupid bint got the reg wrong though hahaha
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
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Im thinking the best option is to hang some flags out there windows while they are out. There faces would be a picture when they returned home.
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Steve
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are they going on holiday? or away for a few days?
if so and the house is empty go chuck a load of grass seed on the carpets in the house and water a bit.
Leave a nice green surprise when they get back
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Jed D
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if there out re-arrange there house, bed downstairs, cooker upstairs fridge in bathroom etc... done that to someone before
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Jed D
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or if you get him to sleep over, put a mars bar in his ass crack, he'll wake up thinking hes shit himself, always a good one
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Steve
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or you could just shit on his face
jesus wept iv got a cracking big boner here
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Ingham
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
or you could just shit on his face
jesus wept iv got a cracking big boner here
From the talk of young children?
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Russ
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I would actually kill somebody if this happened to my kid. You should be posting about places to hide bodies
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nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan
So when they brought him home to the missus after a few hour out, he has a villa kit on (it was there childs kit from a few years back).
Like!
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Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Take a picture of them kissing then photoshop another guy on brother in law and then send him it.
ADIO!!
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antnee
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Take a picture of them kissing then photoshop another guy on brother in law and then send him it.
ADIO!!
He would just swap the faces of the couple around.
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
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Wait until they have gone out and have left some washing out, then go around and wipe a mars bar or any chocolate in their underwear, preferably some white ones.
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Mike
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Wait till they're next away for a few days then go round and re-decorate their house with Man Utd wall paper. Time consuming but they'll learn from it
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Bonney
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Have you seen the price of wallpaper lately mike,, saying that it would be worth it just to see their faces!
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