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GF-91
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16th Aug 11 at 12:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I asked, "Do you like Peppa Pig?"

She said, "Yes."

I said, "Waiter, can we have some pepper over here please?"

ba dum tssh.
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16th Aug 11 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Predictably terrible
spencer88
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And stolen off sickipedia. I mean steal jokes from their, but just use them in a thread.
GF-91
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Awaits bandwagon
sc0ott
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reminds me of the kit kat chunky joke.
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Pretty good but what if she says no?
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Pretty good but what if she says no?


She's too old for Steve.
Daveskater
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16th Aug 11 at 12:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I liked the old Gary Fallows before he got all internet.


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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i dont get it
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
reminds me of the kit kat chunky joke.


this.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Predictably terrible
Tommy L
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Bait.
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy L
Bait.


r8, k8, st8, l8, m8, str8, bel8, 8, d8, f8, g8, h8, w8, abdic8

and 9 letters jeff, absquatul8
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Masterb8
Jake
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sorry mate the game ended when i made the post
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GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
I liked the old Gary Fallows before he got all internet.


a lot of people probably agree
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
sorry mate the game ended when i made the post


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What the fuck was that?

 
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