nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Right missus has asked me to write a poem (albeit funny or lovey dovey) in her birthday card. My mind is blank, so I'm doing the dreadful task of handing it over to you guys. If I choose yours, you will get Ł5 in your bank account tomorrow.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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happy birthday
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Jake
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roses are red violets are twisted bend over love youre about to get fisted
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Tomnova16
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now get the fuck back in the kitchen
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Can't be arsed to write a poem for your missus, I bet you'd have wrote one for Gianluigi
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm shit at poems, potato
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Jed D
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need to know a bit more about your misses? a lot more
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Mike
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I think what JedDy means to say is, pics?
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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Shes a bi 3some lover who lives with her ex boyfriend
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Jed D
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quote: Originally posted by pow
Shes a bi 3some lover who lives with her ex boyfriend
really!!?? pics? 3sum lover!!! location??
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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excpet for that lst bit pow.
Pay Ł12.50 and you'll see pics (if they are still there).
Ps you lot are shit at this, thought I'd have a few Purple Ronnies, ah well never mind ya boring lot.
[Edited on 06-09-2011 by nathy_87]
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Mike
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quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
Pay Ł12.50 and you'll see pics (if they are still there).
I'm bored of them ones now
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Plus she has lost a lot of weight since those photos.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Happy Birthday to the love of my life,
If i was fork, you'd be my knife.
Your eyes sparkle like a field full of glitter
Now go upstairs and prepare me your shitter
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Rob R
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Registered: 31st May 03
Location: Kent
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Seeing as its your birthday,
At home I'll be staying,
Now get to the bedroom,
For a good bloody dreying
Now I hope you're not hoping,
For a mouth full of spunk,
As you know I can't get it up for you,
Unless I'm well and truly drunk
[Edited on 06-09-2011 by Rob R]
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Jed D
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Registered: 15th Mar 11
Location: Durham
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rub-a-dub-dub you have put on a lot of chub
but you still give good head
and cook me nice grub
happy birthday SLAAAAAAAAG
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Was going really until the last line.
^ Was to 3CM.
[Edited on 06-09-2011 by nathy_87]
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Mike
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LMFAO
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Jed D
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.... and their off
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nathy_87
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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Oh i forgot to mention, I'll be getting my car from Moonpig,
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Mike
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In that case you deffo need to use 3CM's
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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This card is from moonpig, which i will now call you.
Because you come from space and smell like poo.
Happy Birthday Moonpig!!!
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Rob R
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Registered: 31st May 03
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I really would like to treat you
To a fine selection of bra's
But me and you both know
Id rather spend money on cars
But fear not hunny,
Not all has been wasted
Take off then knickers I bought you
As your fanneh is gona get pasted
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AndyCorsaSport
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Registered: 12th Feb 06
Location: Horsforth, West Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
This card is from moonpig, which i will now call you.
Because you come from space and smell like poo.
Happy Birthday Moonpig!!!
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Matty SRi
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Registered: 3rd Dec 08
Location: Stockton-on-Tees Drives: Mk3 Golf GTi
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There's snow on the roof
And you creak when you start
But all that I see
Is the smoke when you fart
[Edited on 06-09-2011 by Matty SRi]
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