Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
|
A German guy approaches a prostitute.
"I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl, "I charge 50 quid an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a
little kinky". So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck
caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?????"
Scroll down
wait for it, wait for it !!!
Scroll down
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique."
rather poor i know
|
CORSA NUT
Member
Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
User status: Offline
|
That's bad drew
as i Vorse spraun dok tecnik.Audi
|
Adam-D
Member
Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
User status: Offline
|
|
Colin.S
Member
Registered: 19th Oct 02
User status: Offline
|
Drew keep em short.
Whats E.T short for?? Remember that one
|
Marc
Member
Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
User status: Offline
|
No, did he ave sum sort of growth defiency?
|
Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Colin.S
Drew keep em short.
Whats E.T short for?? Remember that one
lmao - thats a classic
|
BabyBlade
Member
Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
User status: Offline
|
i dont get it
|
Drew
Banned
Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
|
wots et short for?
cause he has small legs
|