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Daveskater
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If you're not showing them round, what would you do with yourself?

We've got two sets of people coming for viewings today and dad will be showing them round but I'm at a bit of a loose end Would you just stick the tv on, go for a walk or what?

Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Robin
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Masturbate into the dishwasher.
Jambo
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Juat before they come round, take a massive dump and leave it to "breathe" in the bowl for a while
sand-eel
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Sit about, watch tv....its your house.
DanCobb
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Juat before they come round, take a massive dump and leave it to "breathe" in the bowl for a while



sand-eel
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Make sure you hide your fleshlight.
AndyKent
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Pretend to be doing something productive whilst hiding a semi for the wife of the people viewing
Daveskater
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Robin - I didn't think it would be long before that sort of thing came up

Just sat watching Top Gear whilst the first people were here, it just feels awkward is all

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
John
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I'd just go out for 10 minutes.
Ben G
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had the same problem when our house was up for sale.

the other half showed them round and i just ended up sitting on the sofa like a lemon for 15 minutes must have looked like a right mong.
John
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Why did you not either go round with them or go out?

It's not complicated.
Ben G
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2 bed house + 4 people walking around is quite difficult.

if i went out and the missus didn't know an answer to a question, i was there to tell her. if i went out, she'd be buggered.
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Hide in rooms and jump out and scare them, everytime they go in to a different room you then go to another room and wait. Paint your face black too, just your face.
John
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You don't have to shadow them, just being in the vicinity instead of sitting on the couch.

When I was looking at houses, once the estate agent showed me round with the owners out, the other 2 showed us round then let us have a wander, the second viewing on the one I bought we went in mob handed with 7 of us she just sat in the dining room and let us walk about.
Ben G
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7? wtf i only ever brought my dad+ missus with me to this house
John
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2 parents each and her brother.

My dad would have sufficed though.
Hammer
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Get out the house ffs

Walk round the block don't sit like a fucking spastic while folk are trying to ascertain if the house is right for them
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Decorate your room in nazi memorabilia
Matty SRi
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Sit on the end of every bed when they go into a room rocking back and forth with your legs tucked up.
Nath
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Stand in the neighbours garden in a nazi outfit shouting 'fuck off jews'.
Nath
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Also some of these replies are fucking hilarious
Jake
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slouch down on the sofa with a hand down your pants watching sky sports news
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Cover yourself in jam and act 100% normal, like it's not even there.
Nath
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Put peanut butter down your trousers, then reach in there, scoop some up, and eat it.
Daveskater
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Could only walk round the block if i went out as i can't use my car. Managed to just keep out of the way for the second one.

Anyway, i agree with Nath.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

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