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scoob
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i had a fucking mad shit the otherday it was massive ive recently started having porridge for breakfast and i could see oats init.
Jamie Walby
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I drank a lot of stout on Saturday and my shits have been awesome since.
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oooooooooookaaaaaaay
Tomnova16
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did it touch the water before it left your ass or did it make you rise off the toilet like a snake charmer

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Stu_22
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Big splash back
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
did it touch the water before it left your ass or did it make you rise off the toilet like a snake charmer


Randy Marsh on South Park when he does that huge shit

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[Edited on 22-09-2011 by Jamie Walby]
Tomnova16
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scoob
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when it broke off and hit the water the splash back was refreshing.
Tomnova16
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no landing pad then

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scoob
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no straight dive, hardly any need to wipe, was a good day
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http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
Tomnova16
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WTF are we talking about

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Jamie Walby
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Couple of my mates like the landing pad option. I, personally, agree with Scoob that the splash back is refreshing and helps wiping.
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would have liked to have seen pictures.
scoob
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22nd Sep 11 at 16:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im brewing one now, there will be a landing pad tho as ive just showerd, cant risk poo splash back
Bonney
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22nd Sep 11 at 17:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Please use the chart to describe it
3CorsaMeal
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Jades mum is who we need in here, she does space docking
Brett
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22nd Sep 11 at 17:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Half expected this to be about some new shit tune you were buzzing off
Jake
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same as jls or the saturdays something like that
ashleh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItVKnzfHdNg
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22nd Sep 11 at 18:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I haven't laughed that much in ages, I nearly shit myself.

You really can't beat a good dump.
Archie
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I gave birth to king kongs finger last night
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I did a belter on hol and took a pic and vid... Will post later
Tomnova16
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quote:
Originally posted by Archie
I gave birth to king kongs finger last night


inbetweeners

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23rd Sep 11 at 08:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Laughing quite hard in my office right now

 
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