Russ
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Jesus & Moses are playing football on the beach, when Jesus turns to Moses and says, "i want to score the goal that Pele never could, you know the one from the half way line?"
Moses says "OK, one try, then we carry on playing". So Jesus has a shot and spoons it into the sea, he asks Moses to go and fetch it, so Moses walks over, parts the sea, walks in, picks the ball up and walks back out again. "one more go Moses then we can carry on", Moses said it's a waste of time, but Jesus tries again, and again it goes off into the sea, "you're getting it this time" says Moses, so Jesus walks on water to get the ball back, at that point, a guy turns up and says to Moses, "who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" "no, he thinks he is Pele....
[Edited on 04-10-2011 by Russ]
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Conway563
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JonnyJ
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Eck
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Nath
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Fucking hell.
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cavmad
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Amanda Knox and Jack Rodwell both had their decisions overturned this week.
One has spent four years stuck ina dreary shit hole with no prospects or future, the other was in an Italian jail.
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sand-eel
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Deserves a ban tbh.
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JonnyJ
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Wayne Rooney sends his apology letter to UEFA 
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