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SaxyEm

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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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18th Apr 03 at 08:21

The language of Women!

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. Do not bring this up as an issue. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn
you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument
that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
off

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with
the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skilful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them
than
with her
61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation

Quite simple really

Dan

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18th Apr 03 at 08:24

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stuyw

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18th Apr 03 at 08:25

hi em

i totally agree with that. even if u do all those, ur still bound 2 make them unhappy in sum way

Cybermonkey

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18th Apr 03 at 08:43

looking at your website, your not shy are you!!!

Sooty

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18th Apr 03 at 08:47

shes a slut mate... see previous posts

Cybermonkey

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18th Apr 03 at 08:50

so i see. thanks for showing me the light. saw that pic that kerry put up. I reckon its gonna be handbags at dawn soon.

Dave

Drew

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18th Apr 03 at 09:10

quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
shes a slut mate... see previous posts

Marc

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18th Apr 03 at 09:19

Ur like a fukin bunch of Wenches the lot of ya.

Sooty

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18th Apr 03 at 09:21

This forum is being over thrown with slappers at the moment

Marc

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18th Apr 03 at 09:23

Its been over run by nobs that can do nowt else but criticise other peoples cars and opinions mor like.

nik

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18th Apr 03 at 09:24

totally agree marc.

DanielJ

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18th Apr 03 at 09:32

ye its fuckin me off, every1 post turns in2 a slangin match these days

nik

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18th Apr 03 at 09:33

daniels gay.

DanielJ

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18th Apr 03 at 09:34

niks gonna suck my willy in july

nik

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18th Apr 03 at 09:38

you hope

vibrio

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18th Apr 03 at 09:46

quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
Its been over run by nobs that can do nowt else but criticise other peoples cars and opinions mor like.

well to be fair if people post pics of crap looking cars and ask what do you think then they are asking for it.

Marc

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18th Apr 03 at 09:48

I kno wot ur sayin m8 but if u dont like it surly its best not to reply!

Marc

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18th Apr 03 at 09:48

Wots worse a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear!!!!!

vibrio

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18th Apr 03 at 09:51

quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
Its been over run by nobs that can do nowt else but criticise other peoples cars and opinions mor like.

well to be fair if people post pics of crap looking cars and ask what do you think then they are asking for it.

Drew

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18th Apr 03 at 09:52

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio

quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
Its been over run by nobs that can do nowt else but criticise other peoples cars and opinions mor like.

well to be fair if people post pics of crap looking cars and ask what do you think then they are asking for it.

vibs has alzimerse (sp) he forgot he already replied to that

Marc

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18th Apr 03 at 09:52

Hmmmm...

Kerry

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18th Apr 03 at 20:45

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
so i see. thanks for showing me the light. saw that pic that kerry put up. I reckon its gonna be handbags at dawn soon.

Dave

please explian