Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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Totally serious question, what do you call your partner, or what have you been called during sex? Other than just first name. Had a conversation with a mate about my last encounter, when he called me 'flower' 'hun' etc which aren't exactly sexy names!
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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funny story
my mates bird said to him one time during sex
"talk dirty to me please babe"
He being a proper lad replies
"you love it you fat slag"
[Edited on 15-12-2011 by MatthewR]
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BarnshaW
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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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fucking bitch
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willay
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Fad
Ollie
Jr
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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Last person i called a name during sex was an ex at the time and went something like 'take it you slut'
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Does this include calling a girl you are seeing your exs name? 
I was seeing a bird called Vicki and called her Nicki (the ex), resulting in a very lod "WHO!??!" right on the vinegar stroke! Oops! It didnt last long after that! 
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Robin
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coont.
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Baskey
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Registered: 31st May 06
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Normally just an nervious apology for only lasting 2 minutes
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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quote:
Originally posted by Fro
Last person i called a name during sex was an ex at the time and went something like 'take it you slut'
player! 
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Daddy 
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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my precious!
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Fad
Ollie
Jr
videos to prove this has happend x
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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she like "dirty slut" or "fucking bitch"
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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thegsi
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I'll never forget a few years back a mate of mine got himself a fit as bird. It lasted a few months and they split but I bumped into her at a pub a few months ago. We got talking about sex and she said once they were into it and she said: "Talk dirty to me Steve!" he says back: "ARRrGGHH you fuckin twat!!!" Needless to say the blagging has never ended.
I on the other hand have never had sex.
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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quote:
Originally posted by thegsi
I'll never forget a few years back a mate of mine got himself a fit as bird. It lasted a few months and they split but I bumped into her at a pub a few months ago. We got talking about sex and she said once they were into it and she said: "Talk dirty to me Steve!" he says back: "ARRrGGHH you fuckin twat!!!" Needless to say the blagging has never ended.
I on the other hand have never had sex.
That just reminds me of the Inbetweeners
"Im going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat"
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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i always feel really awkward about it,
pretty sure i have said "fuck me you cunt" then spent the rest of the sesh thinking why the fuck did i say that haha
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Doyle.
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
i always feel really awkward about it,
pretty sure i have said "fuck me you cunt" then spent the rest of the sesh thinking why the fuck did i say that haha
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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
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I'm usually pretty quiet
was slammin a really hot milf a couple of month back, she asked me what i was smiling at (didnt realise i was smiling) so my responce was "What the fuck do you think i'm smiling at!"
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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Don't really say anything tbh.
Hump hump, then eat my sandwhich
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harrisp
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Location: Derbyshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Don't really say anything tbh.
Hump hump, then go to sleep
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
funny story
my mates bird said to him one time during sex
"talk dirty to me please babe"
He being a proper lad replies
"you love it you fat slag"
fuckin
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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I once talked dirty to Jen and she pissed herself laughing. Think I said I was "fucking her like a whore"
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thomson
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Registered: 18th Jan 11
Location: scotland
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one time i called this girl mum..
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mike56gte
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Registered: 23rd Jun 09
Location: Fife, scotland Drives: Audi S3
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quote:
Originally posted by thomson
one time i called this girl mum..
you have issues.
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