Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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Pulled up to petrol station told everyone to fill up and paid for the lot 
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Marc
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Eck
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PMSL I love that mental case more and more every day!
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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Bet he didn't. It'll be made up like most of the rumours about him have been
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Russ
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he pulled into a zoo, bought the animals and paid jimmy bennet to finally meet tevez. he's such a crazy bastard
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Ojc
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Originally posted by mwg
Bet he didn't. It'll be made up like most of the rumours about him have been
I'm sorry he doesn't play for Man United
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Hammer
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Doesn't matter what the fuck he does or doesn't he is a ledge.
He is acting like a 20 year old multi millionaire that plays his hobby for a living should.
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kennySRi
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I hope all this rumours are true and i definetly hope he stays in England for a few years!
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ljames555
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If its true then top guy.
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Ben J
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Its bollocks.
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Ojc
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No it's not you fucking Jew nigger
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
Its bollocks.
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spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Doesn't matter what the fuck he does or doesn't he is a ledge.
He is acting like a 20 year old multi millionaire that plays his hobby for a living should.
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Doesn't matter what the fuck he does or doesn't he is a ledge.
He is acting like a 20 year old multi millionaire that plays his hobby for a living should.
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samole
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Registered: 11th Aug 10
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Its a true story, the petrol station was quite near me. also at Christmas he dressed up as Santa and threw £1k out in Manchester.
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Nath
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The Santa story was denied though? Why would City deny that, it's good pr.
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samole
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Thought there was pictures of it?? I could be wrong on that one.
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Nath
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Maybe he did it twice or something
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Whittie
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A lot is probably bollocks.
>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth.
>£10,000 in parking fines.
>Car impounded 27 times.
>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside.
>Rescued a child from bullying.
>Threw tomatoes at som Serie A managers.
>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting.
>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club.
>Thinks milk with tea is strange.
>Bibotelli saga.
>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week.
>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
>Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards at training.
>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore whilst playing for Inter.
>Went on TV in an AC Milan shirt with his name on whilst playing for Inter.
>U21s game for Italy, he kicked a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrated in front of the Man Utd fans.
>After the FA cup final, on LIVE TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"
>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
>When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy from the pitch.
>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won.
>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show.
>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs.
>*** mental chicken hat.
>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.
>He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
>Drove his car in to a women's prison so he could have a look around.
>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed.
>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial.
>Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
>Set house on fire using fireworks.
>He said that only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all the other players.
>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman.
>Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire.
>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester.
>Paid for everyones petrol and peoples food in nandos
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
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Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
All fucking brilliant. I want a player like Balotelli to play for my team 
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
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The Wilshire one made me
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Nath
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Robbo
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super funny
wilshere one is gay though, should NEVER have won that comp - ahead of him :/ fucking liverpool fans
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kennySRi
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Registered: 12th Nov 10
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what a guy. You just know that all of those are true. The Wilshire one is funny
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Dave
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Registered: 26th Feb 01
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."
Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash laid on the passenger seat.
When asked ''why?'' he said "because I'm rich."
He said he would find out who Wilshere was so he could remind him he came second.
Drove around Manchester high fiving City fans from his car the day after the 6-1 victory over Man Utd.
Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board.
Came back from there with a giant trampoline, a Vespa and Scalectrix.
All fucking brilliant. I want a player like Balotelli to play for my team
Fucking hell
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