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Author Saw somebody in ASDA last night that reminded me of Michael Jackson..
Russ
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12th Jan 12 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He said, "remember Michael Jackson"
Ben G
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12th Jan 12 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was it jed d?
Russ
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12th Jan 12 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
doubt it, only works 16 hours a week so he can claim maximum benefits. Sorry i mean because they have no more hours to give him.
Kerry
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12th Jan 12 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I apologise for my husbands rubbish joke
Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
I apologise for my husbands rubbish joke


TBF it's better than his Moses and Jesus football joke
Russ
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12th Jan 12 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he thought he was Pele
3CorsaMeal
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12th Jan 12 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've never been in an Asda before, true story
Kerry
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12th Jan 12 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Such a joker
_Allan_
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12th Jan 12 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BAD joke tbh.
Russ
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12th Jan 12 at 11:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by _Allan_
BAD joke tbh.
i just want the members of this forum to be funnier, and i'm starting with the man in the mirror
_Allan_
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12th Jan 12 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What happens if the mirror is off the wall?
spencer88
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12th Jan 12 at 11:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Asda? Pikey, Sainsbury's is where its at.
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
What happens if the mirror is off the wall?

then i wont know if i have washed properly and will walk around like dirty diana
3CorsaMeal
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12th Jan 12 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
What happens if the mirror is off the wall?



keep it in the closet
_Allan_
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12th Jan 12 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I do Jim but it's the way you making me feel.

That's it no more. I bid you good day.
3CorsaMeal
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12th Jan 12 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep, farewell my summer love
adiohead
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12th Jan 12 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you Remember the Time when Russ was funny?
_Allan_
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Kerry
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Hes such a Thriller......
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Do you Remember the Time when Russ was funny?
dont get funny you dickhead, fed up of you recently, always giving it the big I am.... who am i kidding, i just cant stop loving you
adiohead
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John
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quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Asda? Pikey, Sainsbury's is where its at.


Never got this?

Why buy the same stuff yet pay more for it?
Dave
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12th Jan 12 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Which album was that off?
adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by John
quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Asda? Pikey, Sainsbury's is where its at.


Never got this?

Why buy the same stuff yet pay more for it?


Sainsbury's price match all the supermarkets now.

Waitrose is for posh people anyway.
Cardiac Kid
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12th Jan 12 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The title of the thread had me gripped...such a thriller...

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