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jrdn7
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6th May 12 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bored out of my head waiting for my mate to return my jack so decided to start this thread.

As title suggests, whats your biggest car related cockup? Can be anything from mechanical to an embarrassing driving mistake.

Seeing as it's my thread I guess I'll start. Fitted my home designed and build flash exhaust one night before taking it out to show the lads. Got about 100 yards up the road, hit a minor bump and the whole system came down & hit the tar with a bang. Forgot to tighten up 2 mounts properly.
Ben G
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6th May 12 at 19:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

car fell off the axle stands.

melted my jump leads.



[Edited on 06-05-2012 by Ben G]
Kippers
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6th May 12 at 19:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Timed an engine 180 degrees out before.


Also did a redtop into nova conversion and when started it was misfiring badly... checked everything possible, missus laughed and said about leads around the right way, we dismissed her quietly.

Mate said the distributors are common and he had one at home in Oxford (we were in Basildon) Drove all the way there and back, fitted it and no different.




Then realised leads were on wrong way round!

[Edited on 06-05-2012 by Kippers]
Ben G
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thats lies. girls don't know about cars.
JamesMc
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6th May 12 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Positive onto minus and vice versa on the battery jump cables.. lots of smoke and burnt my hand on the rubber handles that were melting
RichR
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6th May 12 at 19:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Buying a Disco with a gearbox problem....or buying an x type jag that I didn't really want nor like just because it was a good deal
Ben G
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dropped down from 5th to 3rd to overtake someone who had pulled out on me and caused me to slam the anchors on, all whilst driving with a dodgy gearbox = gearbox went bang and looked like a complete muppet
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quote:
Originally posted by JamesMc
Positive onto minus and vice versa on the battery jump cables.. lots of smoke and burnt my hand on the rubber handles that were melting


Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by 1999corsa b
quote:
Originally posted by JamesMc
Positive onto minus and vice versa on the battery jump cables.. lots of smoke and burnt my hand on the rubber handles that were melting





http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=634558

Edd
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6th May 12 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not really major as i realised but i was servicing the car and had it jacked up on one side and whilst under the bonnet i clocked the brake fluid looked low so proceed to top it up and then remembered i had it jacked up lol. With a red face i had to drain it with the GF asking why i was doing that after just filling it up. Explained that it needed changed
Anty
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Twiggy and his vectra ..lol Jack fail..
Nic Barnes
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carbon wrapped a bonnet vent thinking it was cool.
SetH
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Jesus wept I have got loads

My first car when I was 17 was a 1989 Seat Ibiza Sxi and I sprayed a pair of fiesta RS Turbo bonnet vents and stuck them on

An ex's 12 volt corsa, was fitting some GSi wheels and it fucked off the shitty jack I was using

S1 106 rallye - serious lift off oversteer on a wet roundabout at 3am in the morning, engine flooded (i think) as would not start for about 20 seconds and I sat in the middle of the road like a mong.

S2 106 rallye - Having not learnt my lesson from the first one had another lift off oversteer moment although managed to stop the car about 2 ft from a deep ditch

Phase 1 Vectra GSi - Paying Courtenay Sport stupid amounts of money to tune it and only ending up with 210 bhp and telling AK that hopefully it would get into the 14's
Ben J
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6th May 12 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Using ChipsAway.
Jamie-C
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6th May 12 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fitted a set of brakes to an Almera last week while pissed, lad phoned me to say there still grinding so told him to bring it down to me to check it out. Turned out I put one of the brake pads in back to front
Jambo
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6th May 12 at 20:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Buying a wonky Z3M at the precise moment the Lehman thing went south.

Purchased for £10k 3months later I couldn't give it away.

[Edited on 06-05-2012 by Jambo]
Jambo
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6th May 12 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

SetH bonnet vents
Sunz
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6th May 12 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kippers
Timed an engine 180 degrees out before.



SetH
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6th May 12 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
SetH bonnet vents


They were not functional.

I painted them in a different white to the body.

I did not lacquer them. How people must have pointed and laughed

[Edited on 06-05-2012 by SetH]
Sean
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6th May 12 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Taking my corsa off the road and buying a fiesta as a daily hack...
Stuart H
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6th May 12 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Changing gearbox on a vts , up on axle stands on red stones lol , was under car tightening up something seen the car tipping over lol got out but the disc / full strut grazed my chest on the way out thought I broke my collar bone lol
Steve
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6th May 12 at 20:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

There's already a massive thread about this done not that long ago
Chris x
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
There's already a massive thread about this done not that long ago
you deleted it lolz
Jamie-C
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart H
Changing gearbox on a vts , up on axle stands on red stones lol , was under car tightening up something seen the car tipping over lol got out but the disc / full strut grazed my chest on the way out thought I broke my collar bone lol
Red stones? Is that them paving slabs?

I seen some one lower a car onto an axle stand on paving slabs before and the slab just cracked. Scary.
Chris x
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6th May 12 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Snapped my Green Land Rover off roading

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