Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
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> > > > > > He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
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> > > > > > In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and
as
> > he
> > > >
> > > > > > turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
> > tried
> > to
> > > >
> > > > > > dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He
called
> > his
> > > >
> > > > > > wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> > worried
> > and
> > > >
> > > > > > decided to go to the hospital.
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> > > > > > As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
> > with
> > > >
> > > > her
> > > >
> > > > > > date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's
date
> > said
> > > >
> > > > he
> > > >
> > > > > > could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit
> > down,
> > > >
> > > > > > then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and
> > told
> > him
> > > >
> > > > to
> > > >
> > > > > > blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The
> > mother
> > and
> > > >
> > > > > > daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that
> > it
> > was
> > > >
> > > > > > nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the
> > kitchen
> > for
> > > >
> > > > > > something to eat.
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> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said,
> > "That's
> > so
> > > >
> > > > > > wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
> > when
> > he
> > > >
> > > > > > grows older?"
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son
> > in-law."
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