Shelly
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come on spit it out what you don't understand about the superior species...
i'm sure me and the other laydees will be able to help you work us out.
first customer please...
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ducky
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Brett
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do u ever wipe the other way and get shit in your fanny?
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Gower
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Why do you go to the toilet in pairs?
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J da Silva
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why do u give ya number out in a club, then never answer the phone or txt back,when we try to get intouch? then after a week suddenly phone us up wantin to get together, n by that time ive got the hint n pulled sum1 else?
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
do u ever wipe the other way and get shit in your fanny?
no front to back.
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Gower
Why do you go to the toilet in pairs?
to talk men tactics.
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Gower
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Why do all woman think they are fat?
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ducky
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
why do u give ya number out in a club, then never answer the phone or txt back,when we try to get intouch? then after a week suddenly phone us up wantin to get together, n by that time ive got the hint n pulled sum1 else?
because we are either drunk and think it's a good idea at the time as we have the beer goggles on or we wait a while thinking that we'll play it cool and let you do all the chasing.
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
why do u give ya number out in a club, then never answer the phone or txt back,when we try to get intouch? then after a week suddenly phone us up wantin to get together, n by that time ive got the hint n pulled sum1 else?
women like to be chased. you don't chase it shows you won't make much effort in a relationship.
if they phone you, then they obviously liked you and got fed up of waiting for you to chase.
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corsaC_on_18s
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Why are women not sexually open like all men?
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Gower
Why do all woman think they are fat?
women like compliments.
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
Why are women not sexually open like all men?
Because they haven't met me yet.
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
Why are women not sexually open like all men?
because if we were you would think we were slags, no one likes a slag, whether it be a male or female one.
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corsaC_on_18s
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Why wont women piss in public.....
I'd piss anywhere me'
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ducky
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quote:
Originally posted by Gower
Why do all woman think they are fat?
because there is so much pressure on us females to be so slim every day of the year that we worry about it non stop if we look ok.
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
Why are women not sexually open like all men?
u on about easyness or their legs?
[Edited on 30-04-03 by VenomTurbo]
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corsaC_on_18s
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Same as men
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3CorsaMeal
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Why can't you drive properly and how come u can vote these days?
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaC_on_18s
Why wont women piss in public.....
I'd piss anywhere me'
women don't have easy escape routes for pee...
you try squatting whilst wearing pants
plus its not very ladylike to see a lady squatting is it.
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ducky
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Why can't you drive properly and how come u can vote these days?
well driving... when we try to park we can't judge the distance coz men tell us that 2 inces is 6 inchs all the time.
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Why can't you drive properly and how come u can vote these days?
sexism... no comment.
go eat a yorkie...
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corsaC_on_18s
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then why when a women wants a piss they have to gather all the mates "the piss posse" to go with them.... it only takes 1
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Brett
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why don't women admit to playing with themselves?
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Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by ducky
well driving... when we try to park we can't judge the distance coz men tell us that 2 inces is 6 inchs all the time.
classic response there ducky! well done lassie! 
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