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andys sxi

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26th Aug 12 at 22:24

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19388301

stay in doors ben G

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Hammer

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26th Aug 12 at 22:32

Local resident Che Kevlin told the BBC: "I heard a loud roar at 10pm. It sounded like the roar of a lion."

Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 22:34

st osyth's is ages away you silly twat.

Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 22:36

i hope the lion comes down here and eats the cunts who took my hanging baskets.

Russ

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26th Aug 12 at 22:40

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i hope the lion comes down here and eats the cunts who took my hanging baskets.

andys sxi

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26th Aug 12 at 22:40

yeah and i live in essex dont i, how am i suppoed to know if its close to you or not

it might be waiting for you

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Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 22:43

calm down you madman, it's not going to get to chester and eat your balls.

andys sxi

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26th Aug 12 at 22:45

it will end up being shot before then

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Sunz

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26th Aug 12 at 22:45

Will be Snoop Lion doing traffic light racing in order to earn hanging baskets for his crib.

andys sxi

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26th Aug 12 at 22:49

or it will be run over by a nutter in a z4, after him seeing somebody come back to his house to rob his expensive hanging baskets

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Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 22:49

i hope he races toyota gt86's rather than impreza's or z4's.

zac753

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26th Aug 12 at 22:50

5 mins from me we have been warned not to go out if not a crazy gunman its a lion...

Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 22:52

go out and get pictures.

a car isn't going to be defeated by a lion.

unless it's a lion on roids trying to rage quit the area.

zac753

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26th Aug 12 at 22:55

done that a few of us went out for a laugh see what the fuss was about, sadly nothing was seen apart from a good amount of police
i dont know the corsa c not the best built car ever could see a lion doing a fair job on them lol

Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 23:10

it's the beast of ongar all over again.

zac753

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26th Aug 12 at 23:13

Officers from Essex Police are working with experts from Colchester Zoo who believe the reports to be genuine after being shown a photograph from a member of the public.

http://www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk/news/localnews/9894702.Lion_on_the_loose_in_St_Osyth/
its all good fun fake or not lol

JonnyJ

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26th Aug 12 at 23:14

Essex you say? Probably just a cat with hair extensions

Matt H

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26th Aug 12 at 23:20

I was glad I don't live there anyway. The lion just sealed the deal

Ben G

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26th Aug 12 at 23:21

thats right, stick to your year round shit weather and cheap house prices and beer.

i'm suprised the photo isn't all over the web. must have been an old codger who took the photo, most likely on a 1mp nokia camera phone.

[Edited on 26-08-2012 by Ben G]

zac753

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26th Aug 12 at 23:24

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
thats right, stick to your year round shit weather and cheap house prices and beer.

i'm suprised the photo isn't all over the web. must have been an old codger who took the photo, most likely on a 1mp nokia camera phone.

[Edited on 26-08-2012 by Ben G]

Well St Osyth is full of old people not even sure there people under the age of 60 who live there

Matt H

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26th Aug 12 at 23:28

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
thats right, stick to your year round shit weather and cheap house prices and beer.

It's this kind of warmth that makes glad to be living in God's own county. Enjoy your knife crime statistics

chloe16v

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26th Aug 12 at 23:54

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/26/lion-on-the-loose-in-essex

Six months earlier, in May last year, a police helicopter was scrambled after a "white tiger" was spotted in a field near Hedge End, Southampton.

Specialist staff from Marwell Zoo were called to advise and potentially tranquillise the animal and a golf course was evacuated.

But as police officers approached it they realised it was not moving and the helicopter crew, using thermal imaging equipment, ascertained that there was no heat source coming from it. The tiger turned out to be a stuffed toy.

Ian

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27th Aug 12 at 02:22

Police have said they're concerned that as the lion is orange and has a big mouth he might be difficult to identify in Essex.

sc0ott

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27th Aug 12 at 07:19

I would be surprised if anyone from essex knew what a lion looked like. A domestic cat is the size of a lion compared to all those shitty little handbag dogs you lot carry around.

Hammer

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27th Aug 12 at 08:01

Been confirmed it's just a Snow Leopard with fake tan and hair extensions.

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