Corsa_A1
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Registered: 31st Mar 03
Location: Brum
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While I was flying down the road yesterday, I noticed a traffic cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the traffic cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The traffic cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The traffic cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
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!!!!!!!!!!
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CORSA NUT
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corb
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Tim
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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See it aint crap after all....
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Seen a very similar version of the same joke. Still though!
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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why was u sat on the bridge though
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