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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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26th Dec 12 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit. Problem is we only have 1 toilet and my girlfriend is currently having a relaxing bath. What should I do?
bigron1988
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Location: Southport, Merseyside
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26th Dec 12 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she locked the door?
Nath
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Location: MK
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26th Dec 12 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WKD advert...
Gary
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26th Dec 12 at 21:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get her so shift. Simple. Man up
Gaz
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26th Dec 12 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
WKD advert...
andy_mk3
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26th Dec 12 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I came home from the gf's this evening after a couple of days with her, can't beat your own toilet for a big dump.
Carl
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26th Dec 12 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bigron1988
she locked the door?


It hasn't got a lock.
Carl
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26th Dec 12 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
WKD advert...


Just watched it on youtube, can't remember that one! Going for it now, i'll see what she says!
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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26th Dec 12 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go shit in her bath
Chris x
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26th Dec 12 at 21:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or go for the shit half way through sex tonight
sc0ott
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26th Dec 12 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do the shit outside the door and hope she stands on it on her way out.
neil h
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26th Dec 12 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
WKD advert...


Just watched it on youtube, can't remember that one! Going for it now, i'll see what she says!


This could tell you a lot about your relationship
Gaz
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26th Dec 12 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he's gone quiet, she certainly will be out of the bath now due to either choice or stench.
taylorboosh
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26th Dec 12 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit while shes in the bath
Carl
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26th Dec 12 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She'd already got out! Slightly gutted to be honest.
Blade_sri
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26th Dec 12 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Have a shit in the kitchen sink
taylorboosh
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27th Dec 12 at 08:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wrap some poo in pastry then bake it. Slice up into mini sausage rolls then tell her its party tea
Ben G
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27th Dec 12 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
She'd already got out! Slightly gutted to be honest.


Lies, you pussied out.
Carl
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27th Dec 12 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
She'd already got out! Slightly gutted to be honest.


Lies, you pussied out.


Doubtful! I'm an honest lad, I could have made anything up and posted it.

 
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