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https://twitter.com/sampreston/status/320828104882925569
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I blame Balling.
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the sperm coming out is a nice touch.
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"Not sure why they closed it - wouldn't be the first time there's been a massive penis on the track; but normally they're driving a Porsche..."
- Facebook

[Edited on 07-04-2013 by evilrob]
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that joke was stolen from facebook.
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quote:
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that joke was stolen from facebook.

It totally was. Well, I stole it from my mate 'The Swen' who probably stole it from Facebook.
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Was this it?
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Was this it?
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I blame Balling.


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It says DANISH in massive letters next to it.
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So it does.

It's probably done by an American pastry lover...

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Done by a danish guy who couldn't get any bacon on a sunday, imo.
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Has the Puma de la Steven done the nurburgring?
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This may sound silly, I dunno, but is it closed due to vulgarity or because of the large area covered in paint maybe effecting grip?

[Edited on 08-04-2013 by Brett]
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Low grip apparently:
http://www.inautonews.com/nurburgring-closed-to-remove-giant-penis-graffiti#.UWKChavOQdI
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Sort of shows the mentality of the people going there.

I bet Lewis and Jenson don't sneak out on tracks to paint it like a 14yrs old school book
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quote:
Originally posted by Brett
This may sound silly, I dunno, but is it closed due to vulgarity or because of the large area covered in paint maybe effecting grip?

[Edited on 08-04-2013 by Brett]


There is another large cock just before you go over the bridge thats been there a while. It looks like that one was done in emulsion or something others are just spray painted on.
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Is it an unbeschnitten penis
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What a load of bollocks

 
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