Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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But I am literally fucking dying at some of these 
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
"By now, my chlamydia canal was weeping like a broken coffee maker. It was bliss having his greasy kebab skewer plunged inside me again"
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Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cream reaper shoved deeper into my fart valve. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald avenger fucking my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. By now, my furry cup was sliming like a slug in a salt mine. There was penis pudding sliming from his blind butler and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. My kipper dinghy was trembling like jelly.
I am fucking done in
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Roffo
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Registered: 17th Feb 07
Location: Weymouth
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The unrelenting orgasms from his tallywacker raiding my vaginal bacon buffet made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church. After having my ground zero grotto raided, he then proceeded to slam my vintage golf bag. By now, my split peach was draining like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. My carp cavity was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. I can't wait to devour the baby gravy from his master of ceremonies.
That is a joy.
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jamied
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Registered: 27th Oct 03
Location: Marbella,Spain Drives: C63
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Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his cunt stretcher made my shrimp sap trickle like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
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