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gooner_47
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1st Aug 13 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a) regularly attend plumbing jobs for fit, horny young sluts
b) get to have sexual intercourse with said sluts

...or has porn been lying to me all these years?
SXIBrad
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1st Aug 13 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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sc0ott
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1st Aug 13 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or

c) constantly rescuing princess peach from bowser.
Hammer
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1st Aug 13 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My baldy mate, a Gas Engineer, is seeing a porn star he met whilst fixing her boiler.

She's ropey as fuck right enough.
DC90
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1st Aug 13 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I worked for Virgin as an in house technician and the amount of older, desperate birds who try it is unbelievable

Blokes too actually! was asked to dinner two or three times by a few different asian guys
baza31
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2nd Aug 13 at 00:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did you go? I've heard Asian blokes make a mean curry . Could just be stereotypical tho.

If you turned anyone of the women down you don't deserve a cock
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Ask mattk
SVM 286
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2nd Aug 13 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
he met whilst fixing her boiler.



Was that a euphemism Hammer?
Eddx14xe
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3rd Aug 13 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In the year or so I've been plumbing and bathroom fitting, I've only ever been to one house where a fit female lived.
gooner_47
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3rd Aug 13 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did you see to her pipes?
Eddx14xe
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3rd Aug 13 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She was in a bikini sunbathing, unfortunately it didn't end how a porn film would.
DC90
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3rd Aug 13 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by baza31
Did you go? I've heard Asian blokes make a mean curry . Could just be stereotypical tho.

If you turned anyone of the women down you don't deserve a cock


Been to blokes house where they smell like they make a mean curry but never tasted one Not really the kind of person to go on a date with a geezer!
mattk
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4th Aug 13 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Had a few come ons, nothing worth taking though, normaly disappears once they realise Id rather have the couple of hundred quid rather than a jump
Lee Wilson
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5th Aug 13 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Been a gas man for a few years now. Doesn't really happen

 
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