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chloe16v

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Registered: 29th Nov 07
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26th Jul 14 at 02:18

I'm rather independent and I'm quite proud of this fact. I've been taking care of myself basically before even I was a teenager, practically almost self sufficient by the time I got into High School. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that I live alone. But once in a while I get lonesome so sometimes, I would take my buddy's dog, Shiki, as my psuedo watch dog.

Last month, I only have Shiki. Shiki is a five year old female Doberman Pincher. Beautiful dog, the stereotypical looking guard dogs you see in movies. Majestic. So when night approaches, I would lock all the doors and windows, except for one. I left it open all summer and somehow the wood shifted, so it was a hassle to close. Anyway I decided to leave it unlocked and just went straight to bed. Shiki generally takes her place under my bed.

In the middle of the night, I woke up to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. I'm too tired to check it out, but I would just stick my hand under the bed to Shiki's reassuring lick and I fall back asleep. I reawaken to the dripping noise, I reach my hand down to the dog where I feel the reassuring lick and fall back to sleep. Once more, I awaken to the dripping sound. I reach down and felt the reassuring lick.

At this point, I am now really annoyed about the dripping sound, I got up and slowly walked towards the bathroom. The dripping sound getting louder as I approach. I reached the bathroom and turn on the light. I am greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from my shower nozzle is Shiki with her throat slit open and her blood dripping into the bathtub.

On the bathroom mirror catching my eye, I turn around. Written in Shiki's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".

will_ainsworth

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Registered: 8th Jun 07
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26th Jul 14 at 03:13

wtf...

johnny86

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26th Jul 14 at 04:52

Fuck me made my heart go. Surely your on a wind up.

taylorboosh

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26th Jul 14 at 05:34

Well for a start shes not self suficient - she is provided for by the state

MoesTavern

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26th Jul 14 at 06:51

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Well for a start shes not self suficient - she is provided for by the state

I think she's quoting someone else's story rather than talking about herself m8

BarnshaW

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26th Jul 14 at 07:17

what a fucking shit story

Russ

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26th Jul 14 at 07:21

this is like the shit adiohead posts on jambo's facebook

Nic Barnes

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26th Jul 14 at 07:27

That's an old story

taylorboosh

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26th Jul 14 at 07:36

quote:
Originally posted by MoesTavern

quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Well for a start shes not self suficient - she is provided for by the state

I think she's quoting someone else's story rather than talking about herself m8

I was replying to the comment above mine

Ben J

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Location: Cheshire
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26th Jul 14 at 07:42

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
That's an old story

I remember telling that when I was 12

K2 GTi

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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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26th Jul 14 at 08:08

People believed it was her story

Jesus Christ

3CorsaMeal

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26th Jul 14 at 08:23

Gross. Licking chloes hand. Urghhhhhh.

corsadonk

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Registered: 4th Jul 09
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26th Jul 14 at 08:53

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
That's an old story

I remember telling that when I was 12

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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26th Jul 14 at 09:04

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Gross. Licking chloes hand. Urghhhhhh.

Probably covered in dog shit.

Generation

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Registered: 7th Jul 09
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26th Jul 14 at 09:41

Anything for attention

DaveyLC

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26th Jul 14 at 09:44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2raEFccqQ9Y

A1EX

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26th Jul 14 at 10:15

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Licked_Hand

LeeM

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26th Jul 14 at 11:37

was there a clown statue in the corner of your room too?

Brett

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26th Jul 14 at 11:49

quote:
Originally posted by johnny86
Surely your on a wind up.

Y869 SRA

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26th Jul 14 at 17:12

Its an urban legend.

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