jaffa
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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Micheal Owen are standing before God at the
throne of Heaven.
God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I
must first ask you what you believe in."
Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy
to
so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I
have
devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces
supporting their club."
God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.
He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?"
Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are
the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
providing
a living embodiment of these traits."
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his
right.
Finally, he turns to Micheal Owen , "and you, Micheal , what do you
believe?"
"I believe" says Owen "you're sitting in my seat."
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1.0to2.0
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LOL
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DanielJ
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olddddd lol
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IntaCepta
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read it before, but it was rooney boy not owen..
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jaffa
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had it an email today thought it was good
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IntaCepta
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yup thought it was really funny as well..
its just i think its more funny if it were rooney and not owen..
stll class joke
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