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DaveyLC
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We had a bit of a family BBQ on Saturday and it got cut short after my other half's nan was rushed into hospital..

My misses went off to the hospital wither her mum and aunty to go check her nan was ok and my bro-in-law talks me into going out on the tiles.

I'm 33 this year and I'm not ashamed to say that going out into town really doesn't interest me in the slightest anymore but I thought this might be a good opportunity to make some social observations.

All I can say is WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K has happened to the male of the species? The current 'look' appears to consist of a thick hipster beard, greasy 'technical' comb-over and tattoos giving a this manly, testosterone filled, rugged image but they are all then dressed in female clothing? Leggings, 3/4 lengths, crop tops, pink apparel, deck shoes oh and don't forget the spray tans!

I also observed that they all walk around like they have a TOWIE trust fund with their designer labels, market stall bling and generally acting like premier ship foot-ballers yet none of them seem to have more than 2 pennies to rub together? They're all either digging through their pockets and counting out change to buy a drink or paying at the bar with a fucking credit-card.

Don't even get me started on the endless number of c**ts with top-knots, its a fucking BUN!
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Lol! Wait until you're in your forties, the world becomes an even more shocking sham..
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You forgot hole in the ear.
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Remember when wagon wheels used to be the size of an actual wagon wheel?
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And space hoppers
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ISIS, now they are real men!
Ben G
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Shocking isn't it? Top knots are fucking ridiculous.

They belong on Japanese samurai's, not some pleb who does some bicep curls every now and then.
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Some cunt who comes in my local just has a gay little pony tail cos his hair isn't long enough. Looks a right prick.

Tbf though every generation has a look of gayness, look at the 70s and 80s ffs! I've never been one for fashion though.
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I agree, most are smashing steroids too. We are almost in summer too, cue the low cut vests. Men ain't men any more. I think it all went to shit after our parents eras. Plus all the lasses think they are wags and flaunt about with their fancy hand bags they fleeced off some stupid weak man. I do think it's far worse in England and Scotland, can't comment on Wales . When I was in Ireland I didn't see non of it and people dressed normal
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I think it's the lumber-sexual look




I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it and what is it seems scary and weird to me
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Not all us young people dress like absolute dicks
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It's the same round my way. I went in the gym the other day (1st time in 3 months) and there is everyone I grew up with. I went in done my work out and left 25 mins they was still talking. No jobs but good bodies and dress in super tight jeans cunts.
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http://content.asos-media.com/~/media/310315045141en-GB/Images/uk/2015/03/31-march/MAN-BUNS/archive-thumb.jpg
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Man bun, OMFG
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I'm pretty sure I sold some wheels to a bloke off here about 3 years ago from Essex he had a man bun.
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I agree with the money thing as well, it take 10x longer to pay by card which holds up the wait at the bar.

Living in a small Town, and not getting out much I don't see it much.
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Doesn't take longer if you pay contactless; don't even need to tak the card out of your wallet.
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Girl I work with introduced me to the man bun this week ironically
DaveyLC
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quote:
Originally posted by RichR
Doesn't take longer if you pay contactless; don't even need to tak the card out of your wallet.


I don't think the limit on contactless would cover a whole round!

And how do you know which card it took the money from?

[Edited on 08-04-2015 by DaveyLC]
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I saw a man bun on Sunday. Also saw a lad in leggings, heels and clutching a man bag.
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http://youtu.be/a8YgTaMyZRk
Problem solved.
However the dude with the gay mustache and the chest tattoos. Kind of goes with the whole hipster cunt look
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Man buns are so faggot its on another level. Not seen the leggings yet? Although i wear slim joggers does this count?
Marc
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These were proper leggings cut off at the ankles.
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Yeah, men used to be men



[Edited on 08-04-2015 by Gary]

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