Marc
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Can anyone beat this for oddballs -
One guy has an old Lotus Elite, starts it up, well tries to every night at 9:30-10 0 and takes it down the road. It never runs on all 4 cylinders.
Another guy was done a few years back because he was attacking people in the street with an umbrella and made them take their shoes and socks off. He now regularly goes out about 9 in his car.
Another has an allotment 3 miles away and regularly goes past with a wheelbarrow full of tools, soil etc.
Then there is a couple who don't have a car and they spend all weekend going to the supermarket and come back with 2 bags at a time. They maybe aren't odd actually!
I don't spend all my free time waiting for all this by the way, it happens that regularly that most of the above happens every night/weekend.
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Dee25790
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Most of my street are too busy with heroin to be doing anything else
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Marc
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Don't think we have any of those 
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Bart
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Marc
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Pretty much!
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Ben G
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 that's pretty oddball tbh.
People probably think i'm weird as i'm always out doing bits on the cars.
That's about as lairy as it gets down here. Very quiet at night and it's a cul de sac so not muchgoes on during the day.
Saying that, I did see a woman yesterday inspecting my next door neighbours grass front. Not sure whether she was looking at bugs or dogshit, but she had a little book and pen and looked like a proper eco warrior type weirdo.
[Edited on 21-07-2015 by Ben G]
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Dee25790
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Don't think we have any of those
I'm kidding although there was a hang of real life Smack heads livin three doors down a few months ago.
Tbh most of the street is pretty boring and normal
Had one feller die up the road that was an old piss head basically coughed blood everywhere as he died whole road got cordoned off and rumours about gruesome murders flew about for a few days. Was pretty fun. Apart from the poor feller dying of course.
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Ben G
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My dad got called weird for walking his dog at 10:30pm He always does it just before he goes to bed so the dog doesn't wake him up wanting a piss/shit half way through the night.
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Jason x
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My next door neighbor deals drugs, other than that it's mainly just old people.
All my neighbours hate me because of the noise my car combined with coming home at 10/11pm every night bouncing off the limiter down my street. The old man over the road especially accused me of cutting of his water supply because I was parked on a drain cover outside his house.
[Edited on 21-07-2015 by Jason x]
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Ben G
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:lol; wtf Jason. He must be a right bellend.
Why don't you come down your street at low revs? I always turn music right down and crawl into my street, mainly because it's a tight bendy close, but also because I don't want to be a dick to others.
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Dee25790
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
My next door neighbor deals drugs, other than that it's mainly just old people.
All my neighbours hate me because of the noise my car combined with coming home at 10/11pm every night bouncing off the limiter down my street. The old man over the road especially accused me of cutting of his water supply because I was parked on a drain cover outside his house.
[Edited on 21-07-2015 by Jason x]
How does he figure that one?
How loud is your car like? You have a 1l don't you?
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--ToM--
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Iv lived in my house for just over a year now, there's a guy and his wife who walk past atleast twice a day every day for the last year, his wife has never changed her clothes once and this is not an exaggeration literally not once have I ever seen her wearing anything different, she's 50+ looks like a tranny, black high wedges, black tights, short leather skirt, weird leather boob tube type thing black leather coat jet black hair and really black eye make up, quite scary tbh, other than that it's jsut regular faces you learn to see everyday, none I would say weird, also have some hatred due to the cars not down to me driving like a bellend just the cars being loud and the majority of people in my area being corpses.
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Jason x
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Why don't you come down your street at low revs? I always turn music right down and crawl into my street, mainly because it's a tight bendy close, but also because I don't want to be a dick to others.
You have to turn onto my street from the way I come home so always give it a rip through first and second
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Originally posted by Dee25790
How does he figure that one?
How loud is your car like? You have a 1l don't you?
It was while work was being done on the water, mine was off as well come at to my car he's next to it accusing my of cutting his water off pointing his stick at my wheel on the drain cover.. The guys mad.
Yeah 1L, with a Racetube and Sportex back box
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Dee25790
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Ah right that exhaust will do it ha
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Generation
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Would annoy me having somebody driving down my street like a bellend everyday too. Bouncing off the limiter, are you 17?
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Jason x
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No I'm 20, the way I see it theres no point being considerate to other people
[Edited on 21-07-2015 by Jason x]
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Generation
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You are sounding like a child at the moment
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Jason x
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I'm going to end the conversation there to prevent another thread de-rail
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nathy_87
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Nope all good near me got a few elderly folks as neighbours I don't bother them and they don't bother me, do have a neighbour behind us with a son and thinks he is gods gift because he is a volunteer fireman, utter twat.
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oJNAo
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I normally turn my music down and don't give it any welly when I get onto my road out of politeness tbh, I hate when dickhead kids walk down at 1am shouting and blaring music off their phones as it echoes round the whole area.
Had to go and tell some kids to fuck off at 2am in the morning 3 weeks ago as they were outside talking shit and throwing my next door neighbours driveway stones at each other near my cars when I had to be up at 3am to drive to London
[Edited on 22-07-2015 by oJNAo]
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3CorsaMeal
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We have a bloke we call mad_eye and his wife is a big fat troll. Wears denim hot pants and then big black frankenstien boots. She speaks weird as well
I went round one day and stood there shouting at her so they called the police. When the police came round i told them she abuses her kids and never heard any more about it.
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Marc
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Is he a wizard?
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DaveyLC
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Pretty normal around here.. However one neighbour has just bought him self a brand new Triumph Daytona and he's ALWAYS f**king about with it... Fairing comes off once a week for a clean and its always running in the garden.
He came running round a couple of days ago with tears in his eyes because it fell off the paddock stand, he wanted me to help him lift I back up without scratching it.
I think he would have been less upset if his house was burning down!
There's a very large Scottish guy a few doors up who never stops smoking, I've literally never seen him without a fag in his hand! also he regularly stands in the window (smoking) but wearing nothing but a pair of boxers..
[Edited on 22-07-2015 by DaveyLC]
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Why don't you come down your street at low revs? I always turn music right down and crawl into my street, mainly because it's a tight bendy close, but also because I don't want to be a dick to others.
You have to turn onto my street from the way I come home so always give it a rip through first and second
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Originally posted by Dee25790
How does he figure that one?
How loud is your car like? You have a 1l don't you?
It was while work was being done on the water, mine was off as well come at to my car he's next to it accusing my of cutting his water off pointing his stick at my wheel on the drain cover.. The guys mad.
Yeah 1L, with a Racetube and Sportex back box
Rip it through first and second? It must be a long street for that pathetic little engine to get anywhere near the limiter. You sound like a very silly young man.
When my Civic was running, I would ride the clutch to get me out of the street at the back of 6 in the morning. It's common courtesy, especially in built up areas where there are kids sleeping.
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johnny86
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My neighbours are normal I suppose I'm the bad one.
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