Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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whats up? 
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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Not much, just checking in on the world of Heffer 
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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Its been a very long time since I sampled the world of HEFFER.
Every lady friend is a gym bunny since 2016. Current gfriend is a total muscle barbie 
I have dreams of bouncing GUNTS and swinging floppy UDDERS in my face..
I miss the heffers 
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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I miss reading about the heffer exploits
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I miss reading about the heffer exploits
I miss this site a lot, just weird how everyone vanished to the ends of the earth although we have spoken about this often in multiple threads.
Nostalgia is a hell of a thing!
Many humans mature and grow up, I'm still a ROIDZ, HEFFER loving maniac, will never change
Ojc is the only person I have contact with these days, did speak to Jambo and Jake couple years ago though.
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I miss reading about the heffer exploits
I miss this site a lot, just weird how everyone vanished to the ends of the earth although we have spoken about this often in multiple threads.
Nostalgia is a hell of a thing!
Many humans mature and grow up, I'm still a ROIDZ, HEFFER loving maniac, will never change
Ojc is the only person I have contact with these days, did speak to Jambo and Jake couple years ago though.
I don’t talk to anyone from here anymore. It’s a shame because there was a lot of good people. To be fair, there’ll be a few that WONT want to talk to me either 
Hours and hours spent on here reading what everyone did,filling up my garage with random naked snaps to share in the “private” thread in the premium lounge. Reading all the stories, looking at what I wanted to spend my money on. Spunking money into a Corsa that I still wish I had.
I’ll never mature 
Maybe Ian can make everyone a premium member for a discount
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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SetH
Kif
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
SetH
Kif
Shane
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
SetH
Kif
Hey, how are you fella?
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I miss reading about the heffer exploits
HEFFERS in 2025 are a very different thing
Back in the day, everyone wanted a PERT size 8-10 on their arm and fatty loving was fun until your friends found out.
Fast forward to 2025 and the landscape has changed as follows:
1) Body positivity - According to the WOKE mind virus it is perfectly ok to be clinically obese
2) 'Plus size influencers' - I've lost count how many GUNT sporting women are promoting 'positive morbid obesity' on social media.
3) The SIMP pandemic - So many men commenting on morbidly obese womens socials telling them how beautiful, sexy and perfect they are.
THE END RESULT = HEFFERS that were previously a 3,4 or 5 are now swanning around thinking they are 8,9's and in some cases 10's
They used to be grateful, now they think they are hot shit and they act accordingly.
SUMMARY
To land a HEFFER in 2025 you need to be 6" 3, six pack, 6 bedroom house and drive a Ferrari and take on their 5 kids.
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I miss reading about the heffer exploits
HEFFERS in 2025 are a very different thing
Back in the day, everyone wanted a PERT size 8-10 on their arm and fatty loving was fun until your friends found out.
Fast forward to 2025 and the landscape has changed as follows:
1) Body positivity - According to the WOKE mind virus it is perfectly ok to be clinically obese
2) 'Plus size influencers' - I've lost count how many GUNT sporting women are promoting 'positive morbid obesity' on social media.
3) The SIMP pandemic - So many men commenting on morbidly obese womens socials telling them how beautiful, sexy and perfect they are.
THE END RESULT = HEFFERS that were previously a 3,4 or 5 are now swanning around thinking they are 8,9's and in some cases 10's
They used to be grateful, now they think they are hot shit and they act accordingly.
SUMMARY
To land a HEFFER in 2025 you need to be 6" 3, six pack, 6 bedroom house and drive a Ferrari and take on their 5 kids.
I used to love your in depth explanations and reasonings
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
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The 2000's were peak HEFFER if you could handle 'fatty loving is fun until your friends find out'
They used to be grateful, now TIK COCK teaches them that they 'deserve' a Giga Chad
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