vibrio
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Who is the goit
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Heather
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Whats a goit ?
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Stoneyginger
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yeah what is a GOIT 
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Sooty
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whats a goit
Daimo definently
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Hillzlo
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LMFAO @ the votes.
Goit is an insult used on Red Dwarf - I think.
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vibrio
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yes as is a twonk or a smeghead. although I can;t see why calling someone a cookerhead is insulting
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Lynny
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@ the votes
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Sooty
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Its Daimo
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vibrio
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Hanging live wires are everywhere in the crashed interior. LISTER, CAT
and KRYTEN enter. The sliding door between the cockpit and galley area
opens.
RIMMER: (Peering around the corner) Whoops!
LISTER: Are you all right?
RIMMER: You're going to go spare.
LISTER: What? What is it?
RIMMER: You're going to go absolutely spare.
RIMMER's steps out into the doorway his top is torn bellow the shoulder.
LISTER: You've lost me arm.
RIMMER: I've lost your watch too.
LISTER: You Bastard!
RIMMER: No, you're right. It's my fault. My hands are up ... well, my
hand is up. (He starts to laugh.)
LISTER: You think this is funny? (Looking as upset as any body who has
just lost an arm would.)
RIMMER: No. But _this_ is.
RIMMER brings the missing arm from behind his back and sticking two
fingers up on both hands, makes gestures to LISTER. He starts laughing
and slips over. As LISTER looks down at him CAT and KRYTEN look at each
other and start laughing.
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Hillzlo
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Lol.
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Joff
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vibrio
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11 Int. RIMMERS' quarters.
RIMMER #2 is in bed. RIMMER stand facing him.
RIMMER: (Hurt) I'm not gonna stand here and take this abuse.
RIMMER #2: (Sneering) Oh, yes, when the going gets tough, the tough go
and have a little cry in the corner. You got a sponge for a backbone!
No wonder father hated you!
RIMMER: That's a lie! A lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
RIMMER #2: Then why didn't he send you to the academy?
RIMMER: He couldn't afford it!
RIMMER #2: Oh! He sent all our brothers!
RIMMER: You're a filthy, smegging, lying, smegging liar!
RIMMER #2: Face facts, man, nobody likes you! Not even Mummy!
RIMMER: (Almost crying) Mummy *did* like me! Mummy was just busy. She
had a lot of meetings to go to.
RIMMER #2: Twattle!
RIMMER: You better watch what you say about my mummy! I'm a grown man
and I'm not going to accept it.
RIMMER #2: (Shouting) Oh, grow up, Mr. Gazpacho!!
RIMMER: (Quietly) Mister what?
RIMMER #2: (Shouting) I ... SAID ... MISTER ... GAZ ... PAAAACHO,
DEAFIE!!!
RIMMER: (Crying) That is the most obscenely hurtful thing.
RIMMER #2: (Shouting) GOOD!
12 Int. LISTER'S quarters.
LISTER is standing at the door, trying to listen to the Rimmers.
RIMMER: (From his quarters) That is the straw that broke the dromedary,
that is. You're finished, Rimmer.
RIMMER #2: (Snarling from his quarters) No, YOU'RE finished, Rimmer!
LISTER sees RIMMER leave his own quarters. LISTER runs back to the top
bunk and pretends he was reading a book. RIMMER walks in sadly.
RIMMER: Ah, Lister... How are you?
LISTER: I'm tickety-boo. What d'ya want?
RIMMER: I don't suppose you've managed to get that Blu-Tac together for
me, have you?
LISTER: Rimmer, it's three A.M.!
RIMMER: It doesn't matter. It can wait til the morning. (Heads for the
bottom bunk.) I'm just gonna sleep here, okay? So, when you're ready.
LISTER: Everything all right, is it?
RIMMER: Sure! Absolutely. Yeah, sure.
LISTER: No problems, then?
RIMMER: No! No, no. Things couldn't be hunky-dorier.
LISTER: It's just I thought I heard, you know, um, raised voices?
RIMMER: Heh. It's quite an amusing thought, isn't it? Having a... a
blazing row with yourself.
RIMMER #2: (Shouting in Rimmer's Quarters) HIT THE WALL! GO ON! HIT THE
WALL! GO ON! YEAH! YEAH!
We see RIMMER #2 is directing the scutters to hit the adjoining wall for
him.
RIMMER #2: (Shouting through the wall) CAN YOU SHUT UP, RIMMER?! SOME OF
US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
RIMMER: (To LISTER) Obviously, we have professional disagreements. But,
I mean, nothing with any side to it. Nothing malicious.
RIMMER #2: (Shouting through the wall) SHUT UP, YA DEAD GIT!
RIMMER: (Getting up) Excuse me a second, Lister, will you?
He walks calmly to the door.
RIMMER: STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YA FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!!!
He calmly turns back.
RIMMER: Lister, there's no point in concealing it anymore. Rimmer and
me, we've had a bit of a tiff. Nothing major. But it goes without
saying, IT WAS HIS FAULT!
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vibrio
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JUSTICE: The hologrram known as Rimmer. Guilty of second-degree murder.
One thousand, one hundred and sixty-seven counts.
RIMMER: No...There's some mistake, surely...
JUSTICE: Each count carries a statuatory penalty of eight years penal
servitude. In the light od your hologrammatic status, these sentences
are to be seved consecutively, making a total sentence of nine
thousand, three hundred and twenty-eight years.
RIMMER: I've never so much as returned a library book late. Second-
degree murder? A thousand people? I would have remembered.
JUSTICE: Your wilful negligence in failing to reseal a drive plate
resulted in the deaths of the entire crew of the Jupiter Mining
Corporation vessel the Red Dwarf.
RIMMER: (Pause.) Oh, that.
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