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Alan MacAulay

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Registered: 23rd Feb 03
Location: Irvine, Ayrshire
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23rd May 03 at 18:22

HSBC Bank are installing new "Drive-thru" cash point machines, customers will be
able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use
this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the
procedure that applies to your own circumstances (ie. MALE or FEMALE) and
remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine
2 Wind down your car window
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake

Stoneyginger

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23rd May 03 at 18:23

that is quality ......... Sorry ladies but it is good

Andy Morley

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23rd May 03 at 18:30

damn rite

Drew

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23rd May 03 at 18:31

old

Pete G

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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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23rd May 03 at 18:34

quote:
Originally posted by Drew
old

...but funny

groom

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23rd May 03 at 18:34

Demo

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Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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23rd May 03 at 18:36

quote:
Originally posted by ccrraazzziieee one

quote:
Originally posted by Drew
old

...but funny

and also very true

AJP

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23rd May 03 at 19:12

IntaCepta

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23rd May 03 at 22:51

seen it before, still funny to read

kenryso

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23rd May 03 at 23:44

true lol

buckle247

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23rd May 03 at 23:47

nice

sxi boy

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23rd May 03 at 23:48

quote:
Originally posted by groom

you're 13 tho

[Edited on 23-05-2003 by sxi boy]

LoudandProud

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24th May 03 at 00:29

That did make me laugh!

corb

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24th May 03 at 00:36

Makarus

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Location: Nottingham/Derbyshire Boarder.
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24th May 03 at 00:57

Very good.

luca2020

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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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24th May 03 at 01:38

quality

leeshez

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Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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24th May 03 at 01:56

Top 1

Wolfy

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Location: West Midlands
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24th May 03 at 03:17

replce that cash point with a food drive through and still... its all true!

kortas

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24th May 03 at 10:06

Claire

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24th May 03 at 10:30

quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy

quote:
Originally posted by groom

you're 13 tho

[Edited on 23-05-2003 by sxi boy]

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