Pablo
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> > This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
> > around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they
passed
> > this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent
> > say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop". So the
couple walked
> > in.
> > >The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
> > would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
> > >
> > >Well, the wife was really interested in buying them after what the
> > man claimed, but her husband felt they really didn't need them,
> > being the sex God he was.
> > >
> > >The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
> > >freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the
> > >husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and
tried them on.
> > >
> > >As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
> > his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the
> > blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
> > violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
> > pants and grabbed a firm hold of the
> > >Jamaican's thighs.
> > >
> > >The Jamaican then began screaming:
> > >
> > >"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!
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