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mr c
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Man walks into achip shop with a 20pound salmon under his arm.

"do you sell fish cakes he enquired"

"yes sir" said the man behind the counter.

"Oh good" said the man "ill take one" its his birthday next week
Ryan L
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slightly funny
Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by mr c
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@ the shitness of it
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in a very small amount it could be funny, but uve told it wrong and missed out half the joke that could have made it really funny
Icy
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IntaCepta
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probably missed out the punchline as well!
Welsh Dan
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Tam the diesel man
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well made me smile
AndyW
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i thought it was good
scotty19
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Found a 21yr old tied to the railway line last night, i untied her and we had amazing sex all night,I'm hoping for a blow job later if i find her head.

 
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