kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing
liquid is made with real lemons?
...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for
the indestructible black box ?
...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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Lol.
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?, i like that 1 
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Hillzlo
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Location: Noitacol
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I could answer most of them, but don't wanna upset uou again 
Only kiddin - they good.
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groom
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Hillzlo
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quote:
Originally posted by groom
Your 13.
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groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: In front of my pc
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welcome back old freind
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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 very gd 
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Hillzlo
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quote:
Originally posted by groom
welcome back old freind
Your 13.
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Drew
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Location: County Durham
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why is dislexic so hard to spell?
why is there no other meanings for Thesaurus??
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Drew
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Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
quote:
Originally posted by groom
welcome back old freind
Your 13.
so wot - if he likes cars - wots the problem with him being here?
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Hillzlo
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Did I take the piss - no.
I'm only stating the obvious.
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Did I take the piss - no.
I'm only stating the obvious.
ur a tosser (also staing the obvious)
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Hillzlo
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Grow up Drew.
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Grow up Drew.
ur a tosser
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Hillzlo
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Fuck you Drew. He know's i'm only joking. Or can't you understand that?
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Fuck you Drew. He know's i'm only joking. Or can't you understand that?
ur a tosser (getting to ya yet?)
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Hillzlo
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Not really. Quite amusing though.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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toss toss toss toss toss.
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Not really. Quite amusing though.
ur a tosser
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Hillzlo
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Awwww, aint that nice. Drew has found a new toy.
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Awwww, aint that nice. Drew has found a new toy.
ur a tosser
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Hillzlo
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Wanna start a new topic about it Drew?
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Wanna start a new topic about it Drew?
Ur a tosser
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Hillzlo
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Hillzlo
Ur a tosser
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