Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.
> They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
> business behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing to
wipe
> with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw
> them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear
set
> and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large
> ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe
> herself with that. They then made off for home. The next day one woman's
> husband phoned the other husband and said
> >"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last
night
> without her panties."
> >That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between
> her ass that said 'From all the lads at the fire station.
> >We'll never forget you."
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