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   26th Jun 03 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Argh some fat bird has just walked into the office and she has must sprayed a whole bottle of perfume on herself! Thank fuck the fan is on!

Now she's sitting down on the broken chair and chatting to my boss!
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i feel your opinion needs to be shared with her
Patrick
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Send her an e-mail saying she smells nice.
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Her perfume is minging! It smells like bubble gum or something!
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
Send her an e-mail saying she smells nice.




She has big boobs though, suppose that's something going for her!
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blow her a kiss...

then put a sign on ya desk i blow kisses to fat gals that smell
Sam
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I don't know who she is or where her desk is, all I know is that I'm suffocating here!
Pablo
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Women....huh
Sam
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Hooray! She's gone now!

*can finally breathe again!*
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gutted m8, i h8 women who bath in perfume, they hum.....

i couldn't find the melon lastnight
Sam
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26th Jun 03 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you going to buy him a banana or something?
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quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
Women....huh


Oi you!
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
Women....huh


Oi you!


What?? Do you spray shit loads of spray on so the world can smelly you coming??
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Shelly - http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=75139
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I don't Paul, I have perfume which smells of turkish delight
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quote:
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I don't Paul, I have perfume which smells of turkish delight


You're English delight!
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Errrw! I do not like... I would have thought you would smell of roses!
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Errrw! I do not like... I would have thought you would smell of roses!


We have some roses in the garden. Would you like one mate?
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Ok I will wear some Hugo then
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Ok I will wear some Hugo then


Yesh I wear the Armarni *spelling* Love it.... Or ralph lauren newst bloke one!
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I need to get some new stuff. I only have CK1 and 212
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CK1 I used to use but got boring!
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I'm not sure what to get at the moment!

I suspect that I will have to smell you on sunday Paul, and see whether you smell nice or not!
Pablo
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I am worried....
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i wear light blue cause stong stuff gives me head aches

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