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Author ***Kerry Has an Incontinence Problem***
corb
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c0rb@hotmail.com says:
i burnt my dinner

kerry says:
i pissed my pants
Andy Morley
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AndyW
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kerrys cool
LoudandProud
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has she no shame
Kerry
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ure naughty
RichR
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1st Jul 03 at 23:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so r u - what will ur mum say now shes gotta do more washing -
Kerry
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@ my mum doin me washin i been livin on my own for past 7 years
Fraser Young
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2nd Jul 03 at 00:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i'll move in an help...
Kerry
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ure very welcome too although its not the washin i struggle with its the grass, tidying me garage, goin in loft, wiring things up (safely) think u could manage those
Kerry
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oh and i need some gearbox oil in my car
Fraser Young
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Course I could! Go an get a key cut 1st thing...

Can u make breakfast???!
Kerry
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corse i can

open the cupboard for the bowl and cereals and back door for the milk

its the washin up i struggle with
Fraser Young
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lol... aww *fallen in love*
Buy you a dish washer... (an some bacon, an eggs... )
Kerry
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get yaself an apron and some marigolds while ure there love
Fraser Young
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2nd Jul 03 at 00:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
... would be a proper wee househusband...
vibrio
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she died not so long ago remember
RichR
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u mean u dont take it round to ur mums house for her to do it - I live on my own a bit too - and thats what I do -but she makes me iron it
Ben
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milk comes out of ur backdoor
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
oh and i need some gearbox oil in my car


how can u tell?, i knacked a gearbox because "i ran it dry of oil"
Adam-D
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i love kerry
SetH
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quote:
milk comes out of ur backdoor


LMFAO, the visions that is creating in my head
Tom
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Quality
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
milk comes out of ur backdoor


LMFAO, the visions that is creating in my head



your sick
SetH
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ROFLMFAO @ vibs

Yeah right! that coming from you, you just as much a deviant as me!
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
ROFLMFAO @ vibs

Yeah right! that coming from you, you just as much a deviant as me!



what do you mean you want to see apic of me pissing into my toilet

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