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Steve
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10th Jul 03 at 10:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did u come all over ollies shower curtain? when i was in the bath i saw it dripping down it made me feel ill
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Dont lie Stephen, you licked it all off.
Andy Stocker
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I didn't wank once the whole time I was at Ollie's.
I feel it was shower gel cos I saw it too
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he let it drip in the water and pretend it was a swarm of sea monkeys
Steve
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dont lie u were only talking the night b4 of how far u could squirt i feel u were trying to beat ur record
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The stain is still there.

Ahh yes, over the weekend I seem to have collected some new shower gel? Palmovlive stuff, and a new tube of Colgate tooth paste.
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on holiday last yr i had a wank in the shower and broke the shower curtain holding on lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
The stain is still there.

Ahh yes, over the weekend I seem to have collected some new shower gel? Palmovlive stuff, and a new tube of Colgate tooth paste.


Palmolive stuff is mine i really want to come down soon oliver so i can forget about things here agen, pleeeeeeease
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Yes Stephen, but my parents will be present.

We need to go for a longer walk into the fields so I can show you the different types of pillboxs on the GHQ Stopline red.
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so i cant cum wen ur parents are there?
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Shag Olivers mum up the ass stephen.
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Yes, when my parents are here they will cook you bacon sandwiches.
Andy Stocker
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Yes bacon sandwiches
& you canwear his dads fleece & go downstairs & sit upside down on one of the chairs
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u gunna come down agen andy?
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Yes, I might even have a different girlfriend
Andy Stocker
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I'm always up for a 'drink'
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Very amusing thread, @ andy comment about the fleece
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Its how I was found by Ollies dad in the middle of the night, pissed outta my trolley asusual.
I have also been found in a cupboard trying to talk to a hoover
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mmmm drink
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Yes, after this lunchtime I need a fcuking drink
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why wot happened?
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
he let it drip in the water and pretend it was a swarm of sea monkeys


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Computer is'nt recognising broadband, mail me I need to discuss it with you.
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig-CorsaGSI
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
he let it drip in the water and pretend it was a swarm of sea monkeys





sea monkeys are the commoner's term for artima napulii

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