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Munchie
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who kisses girls that smoke?! how can i sort of say "dont smoke in front of me......."

i really like dis bird and she prob gonna b me bird soon but how can i tell her to stop smoking in front of me!?

i dont wanna kiss her yet cos she smokes lol.....

advice please
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Make her eat a packet of skittles first, she'll taste nice then
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start eating garlic to prove ur point
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yer kissing birds that smoke mings

i think ur gonna have a problem mate, she might take offence if u tell her not to smoke in front of u
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or tell her to suck me off haha........skittles? lol so every time i go to kneck for her i give her a bag of skittles ?! lol!
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i aitn knecked for her tho.....if i do and she stinks then wat?! lol!!!
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My girlfriend didn't like kissing me when I smoked. So I gave up!

(not for that reason though, lol)
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My ex-boyfriend smokes. I used to make sure that he had mints on him or i had them in my bag cuz i'd make him have one before we kissed cuz you're right it tastes fucking disgusting, especially if you're a none smoker!!

So my advice would be to make sure you or she has plenty of mints
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i cant give her skittles every time i see her! she will lose her gorgeous figure lol....oh and shes 17 SCHOOOOLLLLLIEEEEE (sort of)
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I hate girls that smoke... when u kiss them its like when u inevitablly drunk a drink with fag ends in it when u were a kid - effin disgusting!!!!!!!!
Munchie
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thanks for putting me off people.....think ill stay away from her for now lol....
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Just bum her, then you won't have to worry about smelling her cigarette breathe!
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say she farts tobbaco smoke?
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I feel that you are extracting the Michael a bit, Munchie...
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get her to give it up as even if she doesnt smoke in front of u she'll still stink aw the pish.

if it were me she'd have to make the choice?

or u could buy nicotine patches and put them on her when she's no looking?
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People do not give up smoking because they fancy someone, likewise you can't make people give up smoking because you fancy them.

Deal with it.
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yeh im sure she wont notice an oversized patch stuck to her arm....lol.....ill have words tho. dunno where it will lead tho....laterz
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yeh but how wuld u like to neck for a ashtray?! i dont think i wuld like to do that.....i hate people who smoke neway....!! oh dear
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If you tell her to give up she will probably tell you to do one!
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well he'll just have to go home and 'do one' then!

u could put the patches on her back!

plenty more fish in the sea munch. go find a nice we schoolie
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He says he really likes that bird though?
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i saw a post this morning about this other bird but she was with his mate who was cheating on her then he went out with this schoolies we pal aswell!

munchie are u a tart?
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That sounds complicated!
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jesus you aint even with her yet and you already want to change her? she wont like that, at least wait a few weeks untill you start pushing her not to smoke.

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