Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
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meant to be at my mates at 3 am this morn to go to airport but overlaid and she rang me at 3.20 "where are uuuuu!!!"
due to my battery problem  had to bump me car off the street, go to petrol station and she lives 15 min steady drive away across town.
there was absolutely nothin on the roads so i hurtled down the dual carraigeways at like 90  gets down a dip in the hill to come up the other side and thers a copper comin other way really slow starts flashin his blue lights on the top  i thought omg laura is gonna kill me il be here half hour atleast.................
needless to say i slowed right down and he passed me, looked in mirror and he turned his lights off and carried on
HOW LUCKY WAS THAT 
p.s stuck to limit after that 
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Cole
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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ooops lucky girl
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SetH
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hmmm maybe he got called to an incident somewhere. Not good bump starting a car with a CAT, havent the V6`s got 2 cats as well?
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
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please dont speak to me about my car at the moment
im sure it knows ive started spendin money on it cosmetic wise so its attention seekin mechanically
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SetH
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Sods law that, always happens to meh, save up for mods then something goes wrong and you have to spend your money on boring stuff! 
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3CorsaMeal
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i been caught doing 91mph, am waiting for the results to come thru...
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Red_SXi
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Why does it matter if it has a cat if you want to bump start it?
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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ooooo isnt it 100 instant ban?
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
Why does it matter if it has a cat if you want to bump start it?
i think it damages it
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
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I was burning up newcastle's a1 dual carrigway at 112mph lastnigh
fry me
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SetH
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I cant remeber exactly why, but yes it is easy to kill your CAT by bump starting your car, i think too much unburnt fuel gets into it?
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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Yes.
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3CorsaMeal
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i've fcuked 2 cats
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Andy
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With all the mechnical problems with your car, you deserve a bit of luck my girl  From what you say it sounds like the battery. Once the battery can't hold more than 12V, nothing will work - a bit of an all or nothing job really!!
Thanks for the comments about the car BTW - you'll get a spin soon enough I'm sure
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Robbo
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if ur caught doing 30mph over a set limit its an instant ban i think, so therefore 100 wud b if caught anywhere... i reckon he knew u were speeding so tried 2 scare u in2 slowin down rather than stop u and make him hav 2 fill out forms etc worked 2
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Cybermonkey
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When you had a close shave kerry, did you use BIC shaver?
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Kerry
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3cm wouldnt u have preferred pussy?
andy tell me about it @ my car
robbo yes i think that was wot he was doing, doubt it would of been the same story if it was middle of day...guess they see it all the time at that time of night and nothin on the road
cybermonkey
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
3cm wouldnt u have preferred pussy?
is that an offer?
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
3cm wouldnt u have preferred pussy?
is that an offer?
close shave
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myt792
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I cant remeber exactly why, but yes it is easy to kill your CAT by bump starting your car, i think too much unburnt fuel gets into it?
What are you guys and gals doing to the local cats? Thought the chinese had the monopoly???
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myt792
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100mph= 160kmh??
Seems like a good speed to cruise at. Try no number plates
Got clocked in Dumfries at 145mph got a warnign cause I was in the way of a cop car wanting passed me heading to Stranraer
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myt792
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Two men walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section.
Sonnyboy says to Umfan, "Dat is dem."
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yebo baas, we take four of dose beds (birds) in dat cage lapa side," says
Umfan.
"Put beds in a pepa bag pleez baas!!"
The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Sonnyboy's van and drive until they are high up in the hill
and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks like a grand
place, eh?" says Sonnyboy.
He then takes the birds out of the bag, places 2 on each of his shoulders
and jumps off the cliff.
Umfan watches as his comrade drops off the edge and goes straight own for a
few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Umfan looks over the edge of the cliff
he shakes his head and says, "Haibo, dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous for
me."
A minute later, Philemon arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he
walks up carrying the familiar 'pepa bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag,
and then Umfan notices that, in his other hand, Philemon is carrying a gun.
"Heita, Umfan. Watch dis," Philemon says and launches himself over the edge
of the cliff. Umfan watches as half way down, Philemon takes the gun and
blows the parrot's head off. Philemon continues to plummet until there is a
SPLAT, as he joins Sonnyboy's remains at the bottom. Umfan shakes his head
and says, "Eish baba me is never tryin' dat parrotshooting nider."
A few minutes after Philemon splats himself Goodman strolls up. He too has
been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'pepa bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself
off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Umfan shakes his head - "Hauw!! Goodman, first der was Sonnyboy
wit his budgie-jumping, den Philemon parrotshooting and now you
hen-gliding!"
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Mikorsa16v
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u can kill a cat if u get un burnt fuel in it thats y, sam did mention it but i wanted to sound clever
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myt792
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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I think diping its tail in petrol is better. We don't have cats on our cars here except shoes
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
Why does it matter if it has a cat if you want to bump start it?
it can send unburn fuel into the CAT which damages it
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