Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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> > > A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
> >she
> >accidentally cut off a truck driver. The truck driver motioned for her to
> >pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
> >chalk
> >from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
> >commanded to the blonde, > "> Stand in that circle and DON> '> T MOVE!>
>">
> >.
> > > He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
> >around she had a slight grin on her face. > "> Oh you think that> '> s
> >FUNNY? > "> He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every
> >window
> >in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
>He
> >is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
>tyres.
> >Now she> '> s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
> > > He goes back to his tuck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
>and
> >sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is
>almost
> >falling over.> "> What> '> s so funny?> "> the truck driver asked the
> >blonde.
> > > She replied, > "> Every time you weren> '> t looking, I stepped
>outside
> >the circle. 
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Lynny
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pmsl  
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OFcorsa
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PSML! FUCKING QUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Danny P
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LOL  
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Sam
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PMSL!   
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Pablo
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Good huh!
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Ben
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seen it b4
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