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Ian
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Munchies remark about young birds in another thread got me thinking.

Take the maximum number of years that separated you and someone else when you either kissed, rooted, bonked in each direction (ie. older and younger, but only the maximums) and add the numbers. I'll call this number the 'Copulation Differential'



So, if you're 20 and go with a 17 year old, thats 3 in one direction. If you then go with a 25 year old, thats a further 5 (you're 20, remember) in the opposite direction, making a difference of 8 ( = your 3 plus your 5). If you then got with a 23 year old, not only are you doing very well but its 3, which is less than your 5 so you disregard it.

If you went with a 17 year old but you were only 18 at the time and you're 20 now, thats 1 not 3.

Suitably confused??

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[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Ian]
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WTF!
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Munchie
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i wish i was with this 15 year old. its killing me
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too much thinkin involved
Ian
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Don't do it Munch, young birds never drive their cars (obviously) and never have phone credit. Old birds = way forward.

Icy, just think of whose age was furthest away from yours when you were with them. Do it once for younger and once for older and add them, very easy!!

[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Ian]
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lol i aint gonna do anything with her.....just that shes boss but 2 young lol.....older birds are ok....some bit 2 serious for me tho
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13th Aug 03 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just realised, you included kissing in there...

That makes mine 16!

[Edited on 13/08/2003 by Dan B]
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Dan B
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I worry about some of my mates sometimes......just had two of them work it out (and they've asked to stay anonymous, for reasons you'll now see):

Mate #1 = 22 (34 year-old when he was 19, and a 15 year-old when he was 22)

The worrying one is:

Mate #2 = 36 (a 52 year-old when he was 19, and a 16 year-old at 19).

[Edited on 13/08/2003 by Dan B]

[Edited on 13/08/2003 by Dan B]
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My mates, not me......mine's a mere inferior 16!
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:'(
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Ojc
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I hated reading that

It was like being back in a maths lesson, never was my favourite subject
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20

damn u old woman
Dan B
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I don't like it much any more, I did a degree in Maths!
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20 summit
Ojc
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Someone explain it in English please
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Not sure if this is right I got - 13??
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take the oldest girl u've shagged and the youngest

add the age difference between u and them together. [at the time it happened!]

u end up with ur penis girth



[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Ian]
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Sorry I was being a spas.

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8 not to harse
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4 for me
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Waa waa waa



[Edited on 13-08-2003 by Ian]

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